First of all, I am not gonna apologize for the song. XD my whole school tortured me with it.
Second of all:
okay, so there's this boy that I really like at my school. (I nicknamed him Leo bc he hadn't read HoO yet but he'll find out soon enough) Anyhow, I was messing around with my friend and asking people to hold leaves for us then running off.
So I asked him to hole my leaf AND HE KEPT IT! HE DIDN'T DROP IT WHEN I RAN AWAY LIKE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE! XD
Anyways, here's the chapter.
WARNING: I'm sorry, but if you haven't watched Attack on Titian or whatever the Japanese name is called, then you will be SO lost.
*The chat is now open*
MrsDarrenCriss: XD
HotStuff: ...
HotStuff: XD
DeadOfWinter: Okay, what's so funny you two?
HotStuff: What? We can't just have a good XD?
SmarterThanU: The correct term is "a good laugh"
MrsDarrenCriss: ANNABI-
SmarterThanU: AnnaBETH.
MrsDarrenCriss: AIN'T NOBODY UP IN HERE CARE ABOUT YO LOGIC!
GoldenGirl: *raises hand* Logic is kind of... important...ish....
HotStuff: so has nobody else thought about how Greek Mythology goes against all logic?
TheWorld: ....................
WeBeGodz: NO! HOW F----ING DARE YOU?! WE ARE LOGICAL BEINGS. WE WILL DESTROY YO A-S IF YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
WoofWoof: Leo, stop hacking the server.
HotStuff: *throws a taco at Frank*
HotStuff: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
MrsDarrenCriss: the point is....
MrsDarrenCriss: XD
DeadOfWinter: *Eren Jaegar voice impression* THE XD!
DeadOfWinter: THE XD'S KILLED MY PARENTS! THEY DEVOURED MY MOTHER!
DeadOfWinter: I have vowed...
DeadOfWinter: THAT I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY XD HAS MET IT'S END!
BlueCookies: *slow claps*
SuperBrick: *to the AOT theme song* ROSE RUNNING 'ROUND WITH A SWORD IS BA-AD! HAH HAH! WE WILL ALL DIE! DA DUN DA DA
Everyone: *the cringe is real...*
SuperBrick: Shut up, that was awesome.
BlueCookies: Here. You can have a slightly-blue-but-not-really cookie for that AWESOME parody.
MrsDarrenCriss: NO! *kicks the cookie out of Jason's hands with a HI-YA*
MrsDarrenCriss: Mine.
BlanketBurrito: Thaaaat's how...
DeadOfWinter: How what?
BlanketBurrito: How she manages to steal my Solangelo por-..........
BlanketBurrito: Nevermind.
DrSunshine: Wait, por... could mean...
PipedUp: NICO, WHAT DOES YOU GOT?!
BlanketBurrito: IT'S NOTHING!!
PipedUp: ARE YOU SAYING THAT PORN IS NOTHING?!
BlanketBurrito: ...... what?
BlanketBurrito: What's porn? I was talking about portraits.
PipedUp: .... right... of course.
DrSunshine: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE NICO OF SOMETHING SO FOUL?!
PipedUp: YOU WERE THINKING IT, TOO SOLACE!
DrSunshine: I WAS TALKING ABOUT POPCORN!
PipedUp: .... why?
DrSunshine: HE'S DONE IT BEFORE, REMEMBER?
PipedUp:.... right....
BlanketBurrito: You guys are gross.
DeadOfWinter: *grumble* Knowing how many smuts there are of Solangelo, I'd imagine a.... that of Solangelo would make lots of money......
DeadOfWinter: #SolangeloLivesMatter
DeadOfWinter: #StopTheSmuts
DeadOfWinter: #StopTheHashtags
ProbablyYouRightNow: *facepalm*
MrsDarrenCriss: Actually....
MrsDarrenCriss: XD
DeadOfWinter: *sigh* okay, we're doing this.
DeadOfWinter: ATTACK ON XD
*everyone does an awesome pose while Angelica and Leo are laughing themselves to death*
*except Rose, too. Who's falling on her face.*
*The chat has been closed*
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY! XD
FRIES DAY! EAT SUM FRIES! *throws you fries*
....
OKAY, BAI!
-Rose DA
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