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Harry's POV

She was so uncomfortable: frightened; petrified. I quickly lifted the weight of my body up from against her petite one using my arms against both sides of her. I quickly leaned back into to drop 2 kisses on her eye lids "Stop crying". I picked her up and sat her down on my lap. "Ari what makes you happy?", "wait why the hell am I even asking", I quickly reached my hand at the top of the beach wooden shelf grabbing the jar of bibble while having her arse remained seated on my lap. "hehe", "I will take that as a yes then".

(ON THE BUS)

Sckowits: "right EVERYONE we have a seating plan.

Everyone simultaneously : "But, why, WERE OK HERE"

Sckowits: "No ifs no Buts, Right Niall next to Jade, Andre with Liam, Robbie with Louis, Zayn with Victoria, and Ari with Harry.

Beck: "And me?"

Sckowits: "Oh I forgot your existence;

ah I guess with me". he frowned.

Beck:"its OK I like being on my own, I will sit right here yeah , there we go , right. ."

"Shut da Fuck up Beck" Louis snapped

"You shut da fuck up Lou" Jade replied.

" woah easy there Jade" he smirked.

"Sorry Jade what did you say: uuuuhh excuse me"

"UR excused" she hissed.

Robbie talking as Rex da puppet) "ur aye Lou let's say uhh wanna be m8s aye" he talks nugging his shoulder.

Louis turns around with a welcoming smile towards Robbie/ rex.

"Nope" with a popping 'P'. His smile quickly faded.

"by the way Robbie"

"Yeaas'

"Did your neck just like take a shit"

"No"

"Umm then whats dat ugly as arse revolting Crap on your neck."

"Um I don't know is it a blister, um if it is could you pop it for me?"

Louis facepalms*

"Oh I see what it is now ah".

"What is it what is it"

"Its your face".

Jade laughs in the background.

"Wait:WAIT GUYS" Victoria shouts.

Jade:"cough* whore cough*"

"oh please jade"

"Talk tori Talking tori; aye that rhymed damn im thinking liKe Ari; wait where the Fuck is she?

"same as what im thinking wheres Harry and Ari"

they all turned to Sckowits

Sckowits:" who?"

Victoria: "Uh HARRY AND ARIANA"

Sckowits:"Tori Tori you melon there right there" he pointed.

Robbie: "Thats Zayn and Tori".

Zayn woke up from sleeping on Tori's shoulder.

Zayn: "What Mon"

"nothing Zayn" Tori Sighed.

Zayn went back to sleep.

Niall started to lick his lips Grabbing Crisps out of Jade's bags.

" uhh Thanks Jade"

Jade smiled.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

they started fighting over the crisps until jade got her sisscors out.

"GIVE ME THE FUCKING CRISPS BACK!"

No, there mine Jade; im hungery" he calmly declared protecting the crisps.

"I SAID GIVE THEM BACK"

"And what will you do if I dont: he spoke taking a deep breath.

She started opening and closing her sisscors in the air

"What; what would you do?"

"I WILL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF!"

Ariana's Pov

My eyes widened. He started stripping.

"Eww eww eww Harry what are you doing" I started covering my eyes.

"Eww eww ewww

Shut da fourk up"

He stripped only leaving his boxers on, "here you go Ari", He was about to hand over the jar of bibbles until "Woohops"," sorry luv here you go","Woohops". he kept putting his arm up high so I couldn't react it. "URRRRRR HARRY" he pushed me back; one by one he started laying the bibble on his body, including on top of his lips.

I was hungery for bibble the jar was out of reach; I went in for the one on his lips -_- as most of them were stuffed in his boxers. I quickly leaped in grabbing the single bibble BUT THEN he hooked me in; bitting hold of my lips ' URRRHHHHHHG" I kicked him hard where the sun didn't shine. Well maybe cuz his Dick is blocking all the Sun rays; uh never mind. He then turned over and pouched on me; the sun from the mysterious window was burning our skin. " UHHHHHHH"; "WHAT ARIANA!"; 'UR melting my bibble ! its getting Squshes inbetween ur dick and

my Virginia ; URRRRRRRRRR UR DICK IS BURNING MY BIBBLE; MY BIBBBLEE!!!!" ,

"WELL HAVE COOKED BIBBLE THEN!" he shouted back. "NO HARRY I WILL NOT; TAKE UR DICK OFF MY BIBBLE:,

"And what if I dont?" he smirked.

"Then I will become Jade:

"whatt..."

"I WILL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF"

"do It" He handed me the scissors.

But he didn't except me to chase him round with them. He started jumping moving ; running all over the place.

"URRRR COME BACK HERE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!"

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