A Million Dollars, But.....

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by alleycatbookstore

by alleycatbookstore

Pairing: Batboys x reader
Warning: some sexual content and cursing
Note: so, this was based on Rooster Teeth(a company down in Austin, Texas) and have this thing called "A Million Dollars But...." So, the purpose of it is to create a scenario that you can either accept or deny depending on the scenario.

"It's official," Jason said, sprawled across your lap. "I'm bored. Please entertain me," you rolled your eyes and shut the book you were reading. "Of course you're bored," you sighed, running your fingers through his hair. "Can't think of anything to do," Dick adds. "Bruce took my laptop away," Tim pouts. "Father banned me from going out on patrol because I nearly killed a man," Damian adds on. "Well," you said. "How about a couple of rounds of A Million Dollars But?"
   Alfred provided milk and cookies while you explained who A Million Dollars But works. "So, we get a million dollars but there's a catch to it?" Dick questioned. "Exactly. So, depending on the scenario, you can either accept the money and the catch or you can deny both," you said. "So, who wants to go first?"
   Dick offered to go first. "Okay, a million dollars, but, you have to do acrobatic moves everytime you pass a huge crowd," everyone but Dick groaned, including you. "Dick," you whined. "Do you take it or leave it?" Dick asked. "Hell no," Jason answered. "Nope," Tim adds on. "Of course I won't do it, Grayson," Damian said. "Y/n?" Dick looked at me with hope in his eyes. "Sorry, Dick. This is a no go." Dick pouts.
"Alright," you start. "A million dollars, but every time you go to the store you end up buying sexual related stuff," Jason's eyebrows shot up, Dick choked on his spit, Tim spat the milk he was drinking and Damian just stared. "Todd, what did you do to Y/n?!?"
Obviously, Jason said yes to it, Dick was a bit hesitant but he went with no as did Damian and Tim. You were also okay with it, you had Jason were dating and of course you two had sex. Not that it wasn't great but sometimes Jason's gone for too long and you need something to relieve yourself with.
"Okay," Tim starts. "A million dollars, but, every time you see a computer you have to sit down and hack it and have a high chance of getting caught."
   An immediate no from Jason and Damian, Dick was fine with it as for you, no. Not really.
   "Okay, Damian," you sigh. "Your turn," Damian grunted. "I do not see the point in this," Damian grumbled. "Just go." Jason snapped, Damian scowled at Jason. "A million dollars, but you have to pet any animal near you."
   You expected something animal related from Damian so you weren't surprised. Dick obviously said yes, Tim shrugged and agreed with it too, Jason was a no and you were a yes.
   This continued on until Bruce needed the boys for patrol. "Quite a game, Miss," Alfred said to you. "Hey, anything to pass the time, Al. Anything to pass the time."

Sorry for not updating in awhile. I kinda forgot this book existed. Anyways, I an back. Vote, comment, and request!