Dessert Problem

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Again, you're thirteen-years-old. Consider this a few weeks after Tased

Y/n added Dickie to the group chat. Y/n added JJ to the group chat. Y/n added Timmy to the group chat. Y/n added Dames to the group chat.

Y/n: okay, guys. I have a problem and it includes you four

JJ: if it includes beating Alfred up again then I'm out

Y/n: it includes desserts. Someone here is eating them behind my back and I want to know who the thief is

Dames: TT, it's most likely Grayson.

Dickie: WHAT?! No!

Y/n: Dickie, I'm sorry, but you're on top of the list

Dickie: WHAT?!

Dames: TT. Called it

Dickie: WHY AM I ON TOP OF THE LIST?!

Y/n: because I saw you devouring my Halloween candy!

Dickie: .............

Timmy: wow, Dick

JJ: nicely done, Golden Boy

Dickie: I DIDN'T EAT ANY OF YOUR SWEETS! I SWEAR!

Dames: you are the person who is most likely to steal other's sweets

Timmy: I have to agree with Demon for this one, Dick. You are the most likely to eat other's sweets

Dickie: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

Y/n: you stole my candy! And now someone stole my desserts! Alfred made them for me because of my girlie problems!

Y/n: SOMEBODY PIPE UP NOW OR I WILL TASE YOU!

JJ: I've been tased once and I don't want to get tased again but I'm telling you, Y/n. It's not me

Timmy: or me

Timmy: wait, what time did your desserts go missing?

Y/n: uh, around 3 pm

Y/n: oh wait, it can't you be you, Timmy. You were in your room doing something

Timmy: yup, guess I'm free from tasing

Dames: TT. Pennyworth knows I was in the living around that time

JJ: what about you, Golden Boy?

Dickie: me?! Where were you?!?

JJ: I was arguing with Bruce in the Batcave

Timmy: you know what? I'll just go through the security cameras

Y/n: yes! Please do!

Dickie: Y/n, I swear, it's not me

Timmy: it's Dick

*Y/n leaves the group chat*

Dickie: I better run

*Dickie leaves the group chat*

~five minutes later~

Timmy: well, Y/n seems to have tased him

JJ: yup

Dames: TT.

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