Spacechase 1: Rise of The Chosen One

Chapter Nine: Mr. Shriek

Meanwhile at SAFE, Jack and the Agent Kids ran to their next class: Potions Class. The teacher of Potions Class was a man named Mr. Shriek and he can only talk in really loud and aggressive yelling voice. His whispering voice was literally a yelling voice.

"HELLO CLASS!!!!!!! I AM MR. SHRIEK AND I CAN ONLY YELL AND NOT TALK!!!!!!! SO GET USED TO ME YELLING IN YOUR EAR!!!!!!!! I WILL BE YOUR POTIONS TEACHER!!!!!!!!!! SOME CALL ME THE WORST TEACHER IN SAFE ACADEMY, SO YOUR LIFE IS GONNA SUCK!!!!!!!! SUCKS TO BE YOOOOUUUU!!!!! BUT LEARNING HOW TO BREW POTIONS CAN BE ESSENTIAL TO OUR WAR AGAINST THE CULT OF NOUSAURONG!!!!!!! NOW I HEARD WE HAVE SOME STUDENTS THAT ARE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! IT IS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, GODSLAYER WALDO!!!!!!! I ALSO HEARD THAT THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED AS WELL!!!!! SO THAT'S A GOOD NOTE!!!!!!!! NICE TO MEET YOU, STUDENTS FROM SPACE!!!!!!!!!! NOW, CAN ANY OF OUR STUDENTS TELL OUR NEWBIES WHAT A POTION IS!!!!!!!!!!!", screamed Mr. Shriek, in a really angry and loud tone.

A kid raised their hand. This kid was a boy with short red hair, and stood really tall. He looked like the male version of Firestar.

"Potions are magical drinks that are brewed with magical plants. Some potions are helpful for healing someone, even if they're close to death. Some potions increase people's strength and Elemental power. Some potions increase one's fortune. But some potions are poisonous!", said the boy.

"THAT IS CORRECT, FIRESTAR NIGHTSHADE!!!!!!!! YOU ARE REALLY SMART FOR BEING A SON OF SHADOWKING!!!!!!! DESPITE THAT I AM A MEAN TEACHER, POTIONS CLASS IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT CLASS TO TAKE AS AN ELEMENTOR WHO'S ABOUT TO FIGHT IN A WAR AGAINST THE CULT!!!!!!! THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF POTIONS, THEY'RE ALL CLASSIFIED IN 4 MAIN GROUPS: HEALING POTIONS, POWER POTIONS, FORTUNE POTIONS, AND POISON POTIONS!!!!!!!!! AS YOU KNOW, HEALING POTIONS CAN HEAL SOMEONE, EVEN IF THEY'RE CLOSE TO DEATH!!!!!!!! POWER POTIONS HAVE THE ABILITIES TO INCREASE ONE'S ELEMENTAL/MAGIC POWERS, THEY CAN RESTORE SOMEONE WHO LOST THEIR POWERS TO DRAINING SPELLS, THEY CAN INCREASE SOMEONE'S DURABILITY, OR THEY CAN TEMPORARILY GIVE THEM COMPLETELY NEW ABILITIES!!!!! FORTUNE POTIONS HAVE THE ABILITIES TO CHANGE SOMEONE'S FORTUNE TO A CERTAIN EXTENT!!!!!!!! FOR EXAMPLE, THESE CAN BE USED TO INCREASE ONE'S CHANCES AT WINNING AN UNBEATABLE WAR!!!!!!! OR THEY CAN BE USED TO GIVE AN ENEMY BAD LUCK!!!!!!!! OR THEY CAN BE USED TO MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER PERSON WITH EASE!!!!!!! OR THEY CAN CAUSE LOVERS TO DUMP EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON!!!!!! HOWEVER, SOME POTIONS ARE LETHAL!!!!!! THESE ARE CALLED POISON POTIONS!!!!!!!! POISON POTIONS, AS THE NAME WOULD SUGGEST, IS USED TO POISON SOMEONE!!!! THESE POTIONS ARE OFTEN CONTAINED IN DARTS, WHICH CAN BE USED TO SHOOT AN ENEMY!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO USE THESE POTIONS, ONE IS TO DRINK IT!!!!!!! THE OTHER IS TO USE IT AS A THROWING WEAPON TO HIT AN ENEMY!!!!", yelled Mr. Shriek.

Leo raised his hand.

"Is there such thing as a fart potion?", giggled Leo.

"Or a poop potion?", giggled Neo

"NO ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS IN THIS CLASS!!!!!! DETENTION!!!!!!!!!", screamed Mr. Shriek, with a demonic scowl on his face.

"Dang, this guy's a savage!", said Leo.

"NO CALLING ME A SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! I AIN'T A WILD ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!", screamed Mr. Shriek.

"Savage means someone cool!", said Neo.

"THANK YOU, BUT YOU'RE STILL GETTING DETENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", screamed Mr. Shriek.

"Where's the detention room?", said Leo, who was frowning.

"THERE'S NONE!!!!!! IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF DETENTION!!!!!!! YA SEE THOSE STOCKS!!!!!! YOU'RE SPENDING THE CLASS PERIOD THERE!!!!!!!", screamed Mr. Shriek.

Leo and Neo saw some stocks. So the two goofballs spent the class period in stocks.

The class door opened. Shawn had arrived.