Musical Headcannons!

Rich!

-His full name is Richard Axel Goranski

-Bisexual cis boy

-Is the shortest of the SQUAD at 4'11 (Y'all can fight me on this one)

-Buff shortbean who will sucker punch anyone if triggered.

-His SQUIP was Evil Kermit

-Goes to the gym every morning and lifts weights.

-He's in the marching band.

-He and Jenna are hair dye buddies.

-Comes from a very rich and proper family background.

-One of the richest members of the SQUAD.

-Knows how to dance the waltz.

-But can also breakdance.

-Can play the violin, piano, and flute.

-Is a soprano and belts out high notes like it's nobody's business.

-Can forge any handwriting, and his own handwriting is surprisingly neat.

-After the fire he is super cautious about fire hazards.

-He has an army of bunny rabbits for pets, the leader of the bunny army is named Cottontail.

-Like Jeremy he also has insomnia after the SQUIP.

-His username is Bich.

-To everyone except Jake, in his phone he's Bitesizedbadass.

-He hates cameras and getting his picture taken.

-Terrified of bright flashes.

-His nicknames for Jake include: JakeyD, Tallass, Model UN man, Snugglybear, and All Star.

-Goes to speech therapy for his lisp.

-Thanks to the fire he has burns all over his back, arms, legs and face.

-Often times overestimates his strength and ability to lift things.

-Still trying to beat Chloe in an arm wrestling competition.

-He and Christine are the shortest two of the SQUAD and they're short buds.

-Usually paints his nails the colour of the Bi flag.

-Makes bi puns 24/7

-Flaunts about how bi he is on a regular basis. 

-Once dyed his entire hair pink.

-Doesn't mind wearing a dress or makeup, he actually kinda likes it. 

-When he woke up in the hospital he shouted 'OH MY GOD I AM SO TOTALLY BI!' scaring all the nurses in the room. 

-Had a mini-crush on Michael in freshman year. 

-Never grew out of his weabu phase and is still a hardcore anime fan. 

-He introduced Brooke to anime by showing her 'Tokyo Mew Mew'. 

-Anime marathons with Brooke and Michael. 

-His favourite colour is orange. 

-Very closed about SQUIPCIDENT and doesn't like to talk about it. 

-Can't cook for shit. 

-After the fire he has pyrophobia. 

-Since he was one of the only ones to directly drink Mt. Dew red before 'The Play' his SQUIP doesn't bother him. 

-He still doesn't drink regular Mt. Dew.

-Doesn't like beer or alcoholic drinks in general. 

-Christine made him a theatre geek. 

-Very fast runner. 

- Terrified of heights and large crowds. 

-Voice cracks when he's nervous + lisp intensifies 

-Is still very ashamed of what his SQUIP made him do and still apologizes to no end. 

-Set the fire as a suicide attempt. 

-Has a scar on his right eyebrow from when his father hit him with a beer bottle. 

-Loves piggyback rides. 

-Will ride on Jake's shoulders. 

-Also loves wears Jake's jacket at school. 

-Shipper extraordinaire. 

-After the SQUIP and apologizing Rich and Jeremy became pretty good friends. Rich vents about SQUIP and life troubles. 

-Michael was present when Rich woke up and shouted he was bi. After that they became pretty good friends.