Musical Headcannons!

These are random but also Hamilton

-Hey beauties I have way too many modern Hamilton headcannons- 

-I don't even know why 

-Alexander Hamilton:

-He's thirty something and he's the US history, APUSH, MUN club leader, part time librarian, AP Literature teacher- 

-Yeah this guy has a lot on his back

-👏Puerto👏Rican👏Immigrant👏 

-Scolds at people in Spanish 

-Also he freestyle raps in class to make his lessons more interesting 

-Bisexual disaster

-Really needs glasses but never wears them, just contacts 

-Constantly walks into stuff bc of that

-He and Veronica are friends, like best buds, she gets him coffee and helps out with lessons and they can both laugh about their traumatizing experiences (Hamilton's childhood and Ronnie's murder spree). 

-Becomes a whiny bitch when sleepy 

-Refuses to wash his hair for like a week straight

-Fucking LIVES on Starbucks 

-Can and will type out 1,000 word long texts and cite his sources for gossip in MLA format 

-Puts his hair up in a messy bun while working and forgets that he stuck his pen in there

-He secretly works as a journalist that publishes anonymously 

-Dated Eliza in high school, but broke up after the second year of high school.

-Currently Married to John Laurens and they have a son named Phillip

-Diagnosed Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and NVLD.

-Has been arrested about four times; all three times he punched someone (like the bursar), except once, when he got arrested with the Art Squad™ (John, Angelica, Eliza, and Maria) because they thought he was also vandilizing property. He was just carrying the supplies, though.

-He hasn't slept in a week he's tired give him a break please

-Very, very, very terrifying when pissed off.

-Massive germaphobe 

-John Laurens:

-He too is a whiny bitch when he's sleepy 

-Had a turtle phase instead of an emo phase and people still tease him by sending him turtle pictures and videos. 

-Also thirty something he works as a lawyer and part time vet 

-"Move I'm gay"

-Often falls asleep leaning against something- a wall, the counter, arms crossed

-The worst at cooking

-He loves animals and he has a german Shepard named Bella 

-When he was still trying to figure himself out he ended up making a string of bad decisions which resulted in him having a son named Phillip 

-Is really into video games and claims to have beaten Eliza in Mario Kart

-The issue is not settled

-Hasn't cut his hair in AGES but he takes extremely good care of it

-Constantly bothers Alexander to wash his hair and he loves to play with hair