Just when you thought nothing ever fun or adventure would ever happen to you and the rest of your life would be spent drooling at smuts on wattpad and snorting at memes and vine videos, you somehow got a hold of your crush Jung Hoseok's number.
Since you had read somewhere that chances of getting a reply from a guy are higher in the late hours, you hit the send option right at 2:30 am.
Thursday, 2:30 am
me: heylove
me: ooops auto correct
me: it's hello
me: ???
myhopemyangel: Who's this?
First you did a hoopla dance around your room, because he replied. Then you carefully selected the answer.
me:
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myhopemyangel: No you're not.
me: i know it's too fast but i named our child Billy.
myhopemyangel: Okay for the last time, who are you and how did you get my number?
me: I heard you say it out loud
in the hallway
at school
myhopemyangel: At school huh?
me: that's right
myhopemyangel: Sorry to disappoint you but you got the wrong person here.
me: You dry hoe,
I gotta use some lube
😒
myhopemyangel: What is that even supposed to mean?
Are you like, gay?
me:It means you very no fun
😡
I'm straight as a S P A G O O T.
and that's a very personal thing to ask on a first date
but since it shows you're interested...
myhopemyangel: ???
i'm not interested.
and stop texting me.
or you'll regret it
me: it's okay i can handle it rough
myhopemyangel: Are you sure about that?
me: try me bitch 😼😼
no, like seriously
plz do (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')
myhopemyangel: Looks like you've got a death wish.
Stop wasting my time and just go fangirl or fanboy over a celeb or whatever highschoolers are supposed to do.
me: i am!
i am fangirling over you rn
myhopemyangel: I've got nothing you can fangirl about.
I'm not even the guy you think you're talking to.
me: i know you shy but we can fix that 😘😘😘
myhopemyangel: Bye
me: wait
hey
don't leave me alone baby!
come back!
💔
A/N:
Guess who's replying?
Oh sorry i've already kind of given it away lol.
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