Monday, 2:30 am
me: OH MY GAWWWWDDD
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You there? please tell me
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Taetoo: What happened??
??
Are you okay?
me: I have an intruder over here!
Taetoo: What?
But...
Should I call the police or something?
Answer me dammit
I'm worried!
me: its more serious than what police can handle
Taetoo: ??
How so?
me: Its a cricket.
Taetoo: ??
me: it's like a bug
Taetoo: you are making so much fuss about a bug?
me: ITS NOT JUST A BUG!
IT WAS A CRICKET!
WITH THE HEAD OF A COACKROACH!
Taetoo: What?
How's that possible?
me: idk maybe a cockroach dated a cricket
and then BOOM!
Taetoo: ...
You and your weird ideas...
me: I'm literally scared to death!
Taetoo: What were you doing up at 2 on a weekday anyway?
me:
Taetoo: What on earth...
me: I know you smiled :)
Taetoo: I did.
me: I SAW THAT THING AGAIN I'M DYING IT'S GONNA KILL ME
Taetoo: If you keep on behaving like that
I will come over to your place.
me: you don't know where I live
😒
Taetoo: It's not hard for me to find out
me: are you like a stalker?
(ʘᗩʘ')
Taetoo: No
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Fanfiction"I just choked on my champagne," It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty? A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
