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Wednesday, 8:45 pm

Taebae: So

Um...

me: ??

Taebae: I got us a baby.

me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?

ALREADY?

OMG!

me: SHOW ME!

SHOW MEEEEEEE!

Taebae: Hey, chill.

me: I CAN'T OMG DSCXF

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me: JUST SEND ME A PIC ALREADY

I'M HYPERVENTILATING!

Taebae:

Taebae:

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me:...

me: SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR

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me: SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR

I think I'm having a heart attack

due to cuteness overdose.

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me: THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE I DIED AND THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE SO I COULD STARE AT IT SOME MORE

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Taebae:

me: ♥‿♥

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me: ♥‿♥

DEAD DEAD DEAD

I'M DEAD!

me: IT'S SO SMOLE AND FLUFFY AND

Kim Taehyung did you really have to do this to me!?!

Taebae: What?

me: but think of it,

if our adopted baby is so freaking cute,

how adorable would our biological children be

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Taebae: Ahem...

*

Taehyung smiled. It was silly, really, to like someone he knew only through texts so much, but he had no choice. Giddy, that's what you made him feel. He felt like a seventeen year old boy in luv. He didn't want to, it was stupid, but still couldn't help imagining those "kids".

*

Taebae: Do you...

wanna meet...

Us?

You can keep him for a few days if you want?

No. No you can't meet this insanely hot guy and this fatally adorable puppy or you would really, actually die.

me: um...

I would, but..

I'm kinda low on finances.

Actually barely avoiding starvation, thanks to all the money spent on tuitions and rent, to the point you were considering going back home.

me: but I promise,

when I get myself a better job, i'll pay you 100% of child support!

Taebae: It's okay.

So

I named him Yeontan

Are you okay with that?

me: I LOVE IT!

And you changed his name again.

Yeontanxappa: Good

Ttyl then.

bye.

me: okay honey.

Take care of our baby

😘 😘

A/N:

I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY SAW THIS COMING!

THE BABY!

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