me: What kind of disfuking respect is this
me:
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Tae❤️: Language, young Missy!
me: YOU GON STOP WHEN OUR CORNEAS ARE BURNT A CRISP OR WOT?
WE CAN'T HANDLE THIS BEAUTY FOR FRUCK'S SAKE
Tae❤️: Are you scared someone else is going to steal me from you?
😏
me: haha nope
no hoe got it in her to catch my manz 😌😌
me: I'm just worried about all thos ovaries doing somersaults after seeing these photos
Dam Taehyung, you're the only human who looks dis fine even in newspaper photos
😍😍😍
Tae❤️: So
I've been thinking
I don't want our child named Billy.
me: noooo
why would you say that?
billy is such a cute name!
me: my uncle had a horse called Billy
He grew up to be such a manly guy;
me:
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Tae❤️: I can see where your attraction for horses comes from.
me: Billy was was a horny horse tho
more like a HOErse
made every mare in the village pregnant
me: thank goodness they only had 3 mares at the time
YOU ARE READING
Reply Me Not || Taehyung x Reader
Fanfiction"I just choked on my champagne," It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty? A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
