Would you smooch a skeleton?
*welp here's the oh so loved classic sans! I know not meany people have read this book yet... But it's okay I'll keep writting in it!
×Takes place in underground×
"SANS STOP FLIRTING WITH THE HUMAN!"
Sans chuckles and shrugs his shoulders.
You were reder than sans's ketchup at the moment.
You didn't know what was up with Sans, he was a in flirtatious mood today.
Why? Who knows.
You hid your face in your sweater sleeves.
Oh no.. there's that stupid smirk again..
"Hey y/n~" Sans was really close to your face at the moment.
"Wanna go to grillbys with me? Cuz I've go no-body to go with.~"
"OH MY GOSH SANS! WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS!?" papyrus face palms and storms out of the room.
Sans just laughs and leaves his hand out for you.
You sigh and take his hand, he pulls you close to him and warps.
You feel the ground under you disappear, but soon enough it was under you again, and you two were in Grillby's.
You both sit at booth table.
Sans sits across from you a large smile on his fa- wait.. he was always smiling.. but it look wider.
He was definitely up to something.
He raises his hand in the air. "Yo grillby! Two orders of fries please! And a bottle of ketchup!"
Grillby nods and walks into the back, after sitting the glass down.
Sans looks back at you again, resting his arms on the table, a pastel blush appearing on his cheekbones.
You blush and look down, suddenly interested in the table cloth.
He chuckles and winks at you. "Does this count as a date?"
You shrug your shoulders blushing even brighter.. you did have a massive crush on him for a while... Maybe him flirting with you was him revealing his feelings.
Maybe he did like you back after all..?
"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.~"
"Sans.. that was awful." You face palm.
"Okay then.. I don't have a library card.. but can I check you out?"
"Sans please.."
Grillby walks in front of you both, sitting the boxes of fries on your table, then tossing a bottle of ketchup to sans.
"Thanks grillby." You say still flustered.
Grillby nods then walks away.
Great.. now you had to deal with sans..
Sans looks under the table for a second then looks at you, winking.
"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
You shake your head. "Sans.. I'm wearing boots.."
"Are any of these working?"
"Sans no. Pick up lines never work.. they're lame."
He shrugs his shoulders again, then puts his hand into his jacket.
You wonder what he's doing.
He pulls a red rose from his jacket and hands it to you.
"Your love is like dividing zero. You cannot define it~"
"Sans.." you take the rose from him and blush.
"Y/n.. I loaf you~." He looks away waiting for rejection..
You lean over the table and kiss his cheek. "I loaf you too sans."
He sighs in relief. "I'll give you a kiss, if you don't like it, you can return it."
He warps next to you and plants a skeleton kiss on your lips.
Grillby chuckles watching from the bar, "I knew those two would hook up."
End..? Sorry if this was crappy I'm running out of ideas.. ehh
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Undertale/au x reader 3
Fanfiction(New updated cover) Welp, since you all loved the first two books so much, I wanted to make another. NO LEMONS! ONLY FLUFF! Mostly female reader sorry guys. Mostly be sans aus or papyrus au, if you're a skele sinner here you go. I'm planning on h...
