Gangster Child

Thor

"Sadie, if you don't open your eyes in three seconds I'm going to eat your breakfast." My eyes snapped open and Tony smirked as I glared at him.

        "Not nice." I muttered as I crossed my arms.

        "Did it work or not?" he asked teasingly as he hugged me. I resignedly hugged him back as he picked me up and set me on my feet. "Hey," he said suddenly "I forgot to tell you. Thor's coming back today. He's never met you before, so just be cool."

        "When am I not cool?" I asked indignantly. Tony rolled his eyes as he followed me to the kitchen.

        "Hey Point break! Great to have you back." Thor walked inside and I glanced up nervously from my breakfast. Everyone but Natasha went forward to greet him.

        "Sadie," she said quietly "no matter what he tells you about how drinking is honoring your ancestors or whatever bullshit story he has, I swear on my life if I catch you with alcohol I'm making you run ten laps around Central Park, got it?"

        "Yes ma'am." I said immediately. Natasha chuckled softly and kissed my forehead.

        "I'm more worried about the rest of the team than you, but I have to cover all my bases." she muttered. I giggled as she tickled my sides.

        "Mommy stop!" I squealed as she continued to tickle me. Natasha laughed and kissed the top of my head.

        "Agent Romanoff has a daughter?" I looked up and saw the team grinning as Thor looked at Natasha and I in shock.

        "Actually," Tony butted in "she's technically everyone's kid including your's." If Thor had been confused before, that was nothing compared to what he looked like now.

        "I don't understand." he said in bewilderment "I don't recall having... how is this possible?"

        "It's OK!" I called brightly "I'm adopted!" Thor's face cleared and he nodded in understanding.

        "Thor," Tony said with a smile "this is Sadie. The team rescued her on one of our missions and decided to adopt her. You're part of the team so we just threw your name in on the adoption papers."

        "So, do you call all of the male Avengers Dad?" Thor asked slowly.

        "No," I said immediately "Tony is my Dad, Bucky is my awesome big brother, for now, Clint is my annoying big brother, Steve is the fun big brother, Bruce is the second Mom, and right now I'm putting you as the cool big brother."

        "Wait," Clint interjected "How come I'm the annoying big brother?!"

        "Reasons." I said indifferently before continuing to eat my breakfast. Clint playfully smacked my arm and stuck my tongue out at him.

        "Are we sure that Stark is not her actual father?" Thor asked quietly.

        "Jury's out." Clint muttered.

        "I heard that."

        "I know you did."