Detroit : Become Human ~ Connor x Reader Oneshots//Smut

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A/n oof I decided to do the thing I sent to the author lmao I'm so fucking lazy. It's a chat room basically XP

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Y/n started a chat room

Y/n: Yo

Connor logged in

Markus logged in

Connor: Yes miss l/n?

Markus: Jesus she's your fucking gf and you call her by her last name?

Y/n: eh, I've gotten used to it

Luther logged in

Luther: Hey, Kara is putting Alice to bed. Everything ok?

Y/n: ye, I'm just really bored

Markus: speaking of which, how is Alice doing? After all the shit that's been going on it must be nice finally having a normal life and can finally be happy

Luther: yeah, she's doing great. Though she sometimes has nightmares, I can't imagine how horrible it was living with that disgusting man. When Kara told me I held Alice in my arms for two hours

Y/n: awww you softie

Connor: actually miss l/n, from what I have seen and heard he is actually very hard

Y/n: that's what she said

Connor: who?

Y/n: smh, nvm honey, just keep being cute

Connor: I don't really know how I would be able to purposely be cute but if you'd like I will search some ways to try

Markus: god bless this child

Kara logged on

Kara: hey guys, sorry I was a little busy. What's going on?

Y/n: just Luther being a big softie while Connor is being a smartass

Kara: language!

Y/n: sorry....

Connor: miss l/n, I don't quite understand. Yes I do believe I'm very intelligent and they did equip me with that part, but I'm basically an Android.

Markus: omg

North logged in

North: what up bitches

Kara: Language!!

North: sorry, but if I may ask why tf are you acting like a mother.

Kara: well, for one thing I am a mother

North: you are?! I didn't know androids could give birth...

Kara: how would I give birth North... and also, you do know Alice is my daughter right?

North: oh shit, really?!

Markus: is this whole chat filled with dumbass people

Connor: to speak my truth, I'm very confused. First I was called a 'smartass' but now I am a dumbass?

Y/n: don't think about it too much sweetie

Simon logged on

Simon: wow, this is the first group chat I was invited to!! Let alone any others texting me first

Y/n: that's... sad

Simon: it's fine really

Luther: it kinda isn't

Kara: well, you have us sweetie

Simon: thanks...?

Y/n: Kara has been with Alice long enough to have her talk to everyone the same way she does with her

Simon: oh

Connor added a person

Y/n: babe.... who did you invite?

Connor: only the best miss l/n. Aside from you of course

Hank logged on

Hank: what the damn hell do you little shits want

Kara: Hank! You used both curse words and insults towards others! That is not okay.

Hank: oh fuck me

Y/n: ew

Simon: ...

North: lmao in your dreams

Markus: umm

Luther: to be honest with you, that's disgusting

Kara: oh my goodness

Connor: lieutenant, you adopted me as your son and I thought you knew I had a girlfriend

Hank: Jesus Christ fuck this

Hank logged off

Kara: Alice is calling me, ttyl

Kara logged off

Luther: bye guys

Luther logged off

Markus: And Carl is going to need help going to his bed. Bye guys

North: kay, I'll come with you. Peace bitches.

Markus logged off

North logged off

Y/n: okay, welp I guess I'll go too. Connor, will you be home in a bit?

Connor: yes, and I was hoping we could bond in sexual intercourse

Y/n: okie~~

Connor logged off

Y/n logged off

Simon: guys??

Simon: damn...

Simon logged off

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Yup. It's bad ;3. Hope you enjoyed~~