DON'T WORRY IM POSTING A SMUT IN A FEW MIN BUT LIKE I WAS TALKING IN A GROUP CHAT AND RANDOMLY THIS ONE CHICK SAID SOMETHING THAT TRIGGERED ME BUT HERES THE CHAT, ILL JUST COPY AND PASTE
girl 1-guys
girl 2-he said he didn't like u tho so y tf would u do that
girl 3-but I like him
me-ur fucking retarded lmao (ik I'm an ass)
girl 1-(my name) I have a little question
girl 3-I'm not restarted you shit bag
me-qué
girl 2-u r if ur gonna ask him out
girl 1-don't laugh but like what's the that comes out of a vag when a girl is turned on called?
girl 3-ugh leave me tf alone
(She left btw)
girl 2-lmao what kind of question is that???
me-I CANT BREATHE
girl 1-BUT RLLY!!!! WHAT IS IT CALLED?!?
girl 2-u need Jesus
me-wait wtf is it called
girl 1-EXACTLY
girl 2-LMAOOO I JUST GOOGLED IT ITS CALLED LEUKORRHEA OR SOME SHIT
girl 1-WHA?! WHEN I GOOGLED IT AND IT SAID ITS JUST CALLED "BEING WET" IM FUCKING TRIGGERED
me-O-FUCKING-KAY SO GUYS GET TO CALL THEIR SHIT "SEMEN" AND WE GET WHATEVER THE FUCK LULUERIA
me-WTF IS THIS SEXIST-NESS
girl 2-HAHAHA "LULUERIA" I CAN'T
girl 1-SEE?!? IM CUNFUZZLED
me-WELL IM CUMFUZZLED
girl 2-DONT U DARE WITH UR FUCKING SHITTY ASS PUNS
girl 1-WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING IN CAPS
me-BC IM SHOOKETHEA
girl 2-GO HOME BITCH
me-JOKES ON U I HAVEN'T BEEN OUTSIDE IN THREE DAYS AND NOW IM GONNA DEEP SEARCH THE SHIT OUTTA THIS
WOSHDBWDOJRRNSOQBABX I AM THE SHOOKETH now calm ur tits I'll post in a few sec
ok maybe an hour
YOU ARE READING
Detroit : Become Human ~ Connor x Reader Oneshots//Smut
FanfictionSome maybe full of fluff, full of angst, or just saucy ;) ~ I'm going to hell but it's ok bc I'm dragging some of u with me ~ Also the creator of the cover is @BethHasFreckles so give her some credit toooooo
