Detroit : Become Human ~ Connor x Reader Oneshots//Smut

~a/n~

HEY. HEY. HOW MY SQUAD DOIN. that was cringe but ok. ANYWAY. GUESS WHOS BACK. (back again....I'll go home) Ok well I've actually been back for a few days but like I've been in and out of the uc (urgent care) BECAUSE MY FUCKING FRIEND DROPPED A FUCKING BOULDER ON MY FOOT AND BROKE IT. SO YEAH. at least he's buying me all the ice cream now. Also this might seem like really REALLY weird BUT IVE GOT MANY SMUT IDEAS. WHY?!? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. Well. Most of them r supposed to be humorous. Aaaannnddd I guess I'm not indenting so have fun reading this. OH. AND THE HOOMAN THAT TOOK OVER WILL FINISH THE ONES THAT NEEDED ANOTHER PART SO THATS A THING. Yeah. I'm running out o things to say. Soooooooo I WILL POST SOON. MAYBE. and no. I didn't have any DBH memes in my camera roll so enjoy that dead meme.

FUN FACT

the doctors drilled holes in my toe.

Also story time.

So like, right after I got the pain meds, my mum took me to Right Aid to get ice cream. Bc I wanted some. (Writing skills on point 👌) And there were two guys about my age standing behind me. So my mum looks over at me and says "do u need water?" and I'm like "for what?" "The pill" "oh I already took it" "without anything to drink???" AND I FOR SOME FUCKING REASON SAID "IT WASN'T THAT BIG" THE GUYS BEHIND ME STARTED LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND FOR A SOLID MINUTE. SO IM STANDING THERE, LOOKING DUMBSTRUCK, AND THE GUYS R DYING. LIKE SHIT, I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKING ICE CREAM.