Unpredictable. [Guren Ichinose x Reader] ➥ Book 1. [Editing]

Unpredictable ~ Chapter 25.

-Y/N's POV-
We stood on top of yet another rooftop of an abandoned building, formulating a rescue plan.

Guren stood by the edge of the building with a small telescope in hand as he assessed the situation,

"This is a trap, this is a trap, this is clearly a very obvious trap thi-" Goshi was singing quietly to himself,

I looked up at Guren and saw he was close to losing his shit at Goshi,

"Only a fool could fall for such a trap, such an obvious, obvi-"

"If you don't shut the hell up right now, we'll use you as bait. You think I don't know this is a fucking trap?" Guren growled not turning around, silencing Goshi immediately,

"A-alright, I was just making sure." He stuttered,

Me, feeling bitter about the bullying I endured before, felt the need to stir a bit of shit,

"Hm, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, Guren." I said thoughtfully,

"Oh, come on, Y/N!" Goshi looked at me with wide eyes and I looked back at him innocently,

"Although, I have to say; I think Shinya and Mito's hair colours would especially appeal to them-" Shinya and Mito spun around at the mention of their names, "-Vampires are like humans, you know? If their food looks good they'll be more likely to eat it!"

"Woah, Y/N! I thought we were friends." Mito said in false alarm,

"Me too, Mito, me too." I said in fake disappointment,

Guren seemed thoughtful, "You're right that, doesn't sound like too bad of an idea actually; maybe if we offer a sacrifice, they'll release the hostages. Oh- and look they can all have one each."

"Right!" I agreed,

Mito rolled her eyes, "They're meant for each other, they even say the same things, cute."

"I agree, Mito-Chan. What a wicked couple! I hope you never have kids...the poor souls." Shinya jeered at us,

"Hey, are you jinxing us?" Guren raised an eyebrow,

"That really hurt my feelings, Shinya-Chan." I frowned,

"Don't Shinya-Chan me."

"No need to feel wronged, I did tell you this would happen, maybe if you didn't get loud when Guren's not around, we'd be offering Yuu instead." I tutted,

"EH?!" I heard Yuu yell but didn't have to turn to look to know Shinoa was now trying to hold him back,

"Ohoho, I see. So you want war?" Shinya smirked,

"I already have it," I gestured to below us with my head, "but thanks for the offer."

"Oh it wasn't an offer."

"Wait-" I said, feeling slightly intimidated by Shinya's menacing yet innocent smile,

"Can we please just get on with the plan." Goshi mumbled,

"I agree for once, get serious." Mito chipped in,

"Alright." Guren said loudly, to divert everyone's attention. The 3 squads grew silent and listened intently, "As stated multiple times, this is indeed a trap, in fact it looks as if they're waiting for us." Guren reported,

"They want us to attack first, huh?" Shinya started, "What's the objective of this mission?"

"To have no casualties." Guren stated bluntly,