I'm Just like You (A Naruto Fanfic)

Pervy Sage/Master Jiraiya

                I was walking around the village when I saw Naruto at the roman store, I walked in. "Welcome!" the chef said. I waved and sat next to Naruto, he stopped eating,"Hey Amychan! Huh? What happened to you're eye patch?" I was using my headband to cover my eye like how dad does it. "I kinda...lost it, either that or dad hid it for hiding his books, but I'm not giving them back to him yet" I said. I ordered some roman and when I got it I took a bite. "This taste so good!" I started to eat the roman fast and finished in under five seconds. Naruto was shocked, "You never ate the roman from here before?" I shook my head no, "I had to see it with my own eyes" a voice said. Naruto and I turned around, "It looks like you eat nothing but roman" "Oa, ot pory suge" Naruto said, I didn't understand a word he said since he had the roman in his mouth. The guy noticed me and had put a smiled. "Umm...hi?" I said to him. "Hey don't get any ideas pervy sage!" Naruto said pointing at him. 'Pervy sage?'

~Time Skip~

         "What? No way, how come Amychan and I are stuck tagging with you while's you're doing you're research!" Naruto complained. "Listen kid this isn't another research trip, there's a women I have to find" What? "Well count us out old man I don't have time for helping you find a girlfriend, Amychan and I have to get busy training!" Naruto said. "What training?" "It's time Kakashi-sensei taught me something new like this Chidori thing and Amychan has her life goal to complete" "I see, you'll just be wasting you're time Chidori's not really you're thing, and beside's the women were looking for is beautiful" "Like I care, look pervy sage i'm mot some dumb kid you can fool with these tricks" "Oh well, and I could have taught you a new jutsu, I'll just see if Sasuke would like to come" pervy sage said as he walked away but was stopped when Naruto ran in front of him. I sweat dropped. "Right when do we leave, I'll go pack my bag, be right back pervy sage!" Naruto said as he ran off taking me with him. Naruto left me to pack my bag. Opening the door I walked to my room, I grabbed a bag and started packing some clothes, food, scrolls and weapons, I looked at my wall and at two sea village headbands, one was in good condition and the other was burned  and tattered in some places. I took the one that was burned and carefully put it in my bag. 'I'll live on for you brother...' . I disappeared in a poof of smoke and walked to the village gates. I waited for the two boys to come and when they came there was a problem. Naruto packed to big a bag and he couldn't carry it, how did he even get it here? "You do realize that were not going on a trip around the world right?" pervy sage said. Naruto continued trying to carry the huge bag. "Naruto use a smaller bag or at least less things" I said. We waited 55 minutes for him to get back, 30 for him to leave. Whiles we were walking Naruto kept on asking pervy sage what new jutsu he was going to teach him. "You have not idea how amazing of a guy I am" "What amazingly pervy?" I giggled at Naruto's comment. Pervy sage ran on top of a mini bridge, "The toad sage is only my cover! Now to reveal my true identity" He took hold of his hair and swung it, "From the North to the South to the East and the west" He summoned a toad and stood on it's back, "The Lighting Toad Charmer! A red hot ninja who s trick's the hearts of men! Master Jiraiya!" "Yeah.." Naruto said as we waked over the bridge leaving him. He stood on the bridge for a while then turned back around and followed us.
We finally arrived to the village this lady is suppose to be, it looked like a festival was going on. Naruto was looking at a lantern,"Hey Naruto were going to crash here for today" Jiraiya said, "What why, I can still walk all I want to do is learn a new jutsu" Naruto said as him walked up to Jiraiya and I. Just then a lady walked by and looked at the same lantern Naruto was looking at and they starting blushing, she noticed and winked at them, they started going crazy, I knocked them on their head. Jiraiya gave Naruto the keys and left with the woman. We both went to our room, Naruto was sitting on the bed with his legs crossed and was focusing his chakra. Naruto summoned two more shadow clones, then seven, then two more after a while the clones fell asleep. "Uh, guy's when did we decide it was nap time?" Naruto questioned. "Whiles you were focusing they fell asleep about...10 minutes ago" I said to him. The clones disappeared and Naruto sighed, there was a knock at the door, "Now what is it, are you telling me she dumped you already?" Naruto said getting up from his bed, the person knocked on the door again loudly. 'He's not very patient'. "I heard you the first time!" Naruto said, "Okay hold on just let me unlock it" Naruto unlocked the door and opened it. "Naruto is it him?" I asked looking up just to see a guy wearing a black cloak with red clouds at the door. Huh? He has the sharingan, I thought only Sasuke and dad had the sharingan. The man stared at Naruto, "It's hard to believe this child carries the nine tailed fox" He said as a second person came to the door with the same cloak and clouds. Naruto and I opened our eyes in shock. "Naruto, you're coming with us" the man said. I jumped off my bed and ran infront of Naruto to give him distance from the two men. "The twelve tails is here too" the man with a blue skin tone said. "Let's go for a walk" At first we didn't budge but then we walked out of the room and faced the two guy's. "Hey Itachi it'll be a pain if they try to run away" the blue guy said, "Maybe I outta chop of a leg just to be safe" He finished taking hold of his sword. Naruto and I opened our eyes in shock, ".........Right" I clenched my teeth as the blue one walked up to us slowly. 'If he lift's that sword, I won't hesitate to attack', "It's been a while..." the man who was walking up to us stopped and looked Itachi, "...Sasuke" I looked behind them and saw Sasuke, "Itachi...Uchiha" The man let go of his sword and looked at Sasuke, "Well, the sharingan and he looks an a lot like you Itachi" "He's my youngest brother" "That's strange, I thought the whole Uchiha clan was wiped out" "Itachi Uchiha, I hope you're ready to die!" Sasuke said. 'So this is the man Sasuke said he was going to kill'. Itachi turned to Sasuke, "It's like you said brother, I held my hatred against you all this time" Sasuke did his Chidori and ran towards Itachi, "DIE!!!" There was a burst of smoke and it sounded like a wall was crumbling. When it cleared there was a huge hole in the wall and Itachi was holding Sasuke's hand towards what used to be a wall. 'He..he blocked it'. Itachi squeezed his hand and Sasuke grunted in pain. Naruto did a hand sign and started releasing some of the nine tailed fox's chakra. Sasuke was about to punch Itachi when he yelled in pain and held his hand. "Sasuke!" Naruto and I said. I growled and charged at Itachi. He dodged and threw me to the other side of the hall, I slid on my feet and looked at Itachi, I forgot about that sharingan. Naruto did some hand signs, "To slow" the blue guy said as he used his sword to blow the nine tailed chakra away. I activated my Mongockr eyes and disappeared then the blue guy fell to the ground and I appeared next to Naruto. The blue guy held his face where I punched him, "She's quick on her feet" He said. "She's quicker" Itachi said, "But how?" Itachi finishes. "That's none of you're concern" I said as I bit my thumb then did some hand signs, "Summoning jutsu!" I slammed my hand to the ground. There was some smoke and when it cleared there was a baby wolf with white fur. "Is that the best you can do?" the blue guy said, I smirked, "Hey Vita" "Yeah?" "The blue one's you're chew toy" The baby wolf did a slight smile before it's fur turned blood red and grew bigger in size, she growled at the blue guy before shrinking back down. He started laughing, "What's so funny, she didn't attack yet.......blood!" The moment I said 'blood' Vita appeared behind the blue man and bit his shoulder then his foot and arm then she jumped back into my arms, I pet her, "Good girl" The man glared at me, he was about to say something but I held up a finger to stop him, "She didn't finish her attack yet......open!" Just then the man started bleeding from the three spot's Vita bit him, Naruto and Sasuke were shocked. "Now I'm finished" The man held his arm,"I see why Pain wants her to join now" he said. He swung his sword at Naruto making me push him to the side but was stopped by...smoke? The smoke revealed a toad wearing armor on it's arm back and stomach. Then there was a poof of smoke behind Naruto, "You two don't know me at all do you, should have done you're homework, Jiraiya the Toad sage falls victim to no woman's charm, it isn't in my nature to be drugged by the wilds of woman, when you reach the stancher I have the ladies kneel and worship my awesomeness!!" I knocked Jiraiya on his head, "Shut up!" I yelled. Naruto pointed at him, "Don't give me that! One week from a pretty girl and you turn into a mountain of mush!!! You fell for it like a ton of brick's Pervy sage!!!" "I really wish you would stop calling me that in front of other people" "Are you kidding me!!! We got worse thing to worry about what these guys think of you!!!" Naruto shouted pointing at Itachi and the blue guy. "Get working Pervy sage!!!" "Didn't I tell you not to call me that!!!" The blue guy chuckled, "What ever name you go by Master Jiraiya I must say you're something of a disappointment. So you somehow released the genjutsu we put on her eh?" Jiraiya put the lady down to lean against the wall, "What kind of coward would do something like that, using his sharingan to influence an innocent young lady just to separate Naruto and Amychan from me, I know their the one's you're really after" Sasuke, Naruto and I opened our eyes in shock. "...That explains how Kakashi knew, he learned it....from you. Naruto and Amychan are the prize the Akatsuki are after and we have them" Jiraiya says. The toad that protected Naruto left in a poof of smoke, "No way you're getting them" Jiyaiya says. "We'll see about that" Itachi responds. "Stay out.. of this" Sasuke said as he stood up, "Go away you don't interest me at the moment". Sasuke glared at Itachi, "Well get interested!" Sasuke yelled as he tried to punch Itachi but got kicked in the stomach and was sent flying and hit a wall. Sasuke stood up, "I waited my whole life for this moment, this fight is mine!!!" Sasuke ran toward's Itachi to punch him but Itachi moved his hand out the way and punched Sasuke and was sent flying towards the wall again, "Sasuke!" I screamed. "This fight...is mine" "So be it" Itachi said as he walked up to Sasuke, I was about to run at him but the blue guy put his sword in my way, "You heard him, this match is their's" "You're still bleeding" I said coldly. He glared at me and I glared back. Just then Sasuke screamed in pain making me look to see Itachi beating him up.My blood boiled. I was about to run again but Jiraiya held me back. Sasuke fell to the ground then Itachi picked him up and slammed him against the wall, Sasuke started screaming in pain. I started struggling to get out of Jiraiya's grip. "Stop it!!!! I'll kill you!!" Everyone looked at me shocked, the curse mark started to cover my body as claws made from water encased my arms. The curse mark the retracted to the claws turning them dark purple. "Let him go!!!!" I slipped out of Jiraiya's grip and ran towards Itachi with claws outstretched. He dodged my attack and I punched the wall, I spun on my hand's and kicked Itachi in the stomach. Quickly I swung my claws upwards tearing through a part of Itachi's cloak as he jumped back away from Sasuke and next to the the blue guy making them both fall down, "She's strong" the blue guy said.  Seeing a small mark on Itachi I ran towards the two but stopped when the walls turned...I don't know what it's turning into, "Ninja art: Toad mouth trap" Jiraiya said.' Gross...' "Welcome my friend's to the belly of the beast" Naruto and I started freaking out, "What the hell is this!?" I screamed disgusted forgetting what I was first doing. "Naruto, Amychan don't move, trust in my jutsu" Jiraiya said. The curse mark retracted and the claws fell apart. "Kisame come" Itachi said. Kisame tried to but the toad mouth had a grip on his sword, he forced the sword out and ran out what used to be a hallway with Itachi. "It's useless, there isn't a ninja alive how could survive this!" A huge lump of the wall's chased after them when there was an explosion, 'What the?' Jiraiya ran past Naruto and I, "Hey...Pervy sage!" Naruto said running after him as I followed. Naruto almost fell when we reached the corner, there was black fire at the end of the hall. "They both got away..." Naruto said as he walked up to the fire, "What is this stuff, some kind of black fire?" "Stay away from it!!" Jiraiya yelled causing Naruto to jump back and push me making me fall. "Ahh! Sorry Amychan!" He said helping me up. "It's okay" Jiraiya opened a scroll and wrote down some stuff then did some hand signs, "Sealing jutsu: fire seal!" He slammed his hand on the ground. Something like chakra came out of the scroll and covered the black flames making them go out then it went back into the scroll. He closed and tied the scroll, "Alright, well that takes care of that, now for Sasuke", Sasuke's body came out of the wall and Naruto caught him, as the wall's soon went back to normal. Naruto leaned Sasuke's body down against the wall. Just then a kunai flew past Jiraiya. "Dynamic entry!!" Guy-sensei said as he kicked Jiraiya in the face. 

         "I guess I was a bit over enthusiastic, you see I was in a hurry and I couldn't see very clearly, using my headband. Through a pair in the opening I saw two sincerer figures" Guy-sensei said rubbing the back of his neck, "If that's you're way of saying sorry it stinks!" Jiraiya yells. "I'm sorry, but never mind that we got to get Sasuke to the medical core at once" "I'm sorry Guy I just wanted Sasuke to do his own fight, I see now that I should have stepped in sooner" Jiraiya said. "This is also the same jutsu Kakashi was put in, we don't know when he'll come out of it" My eyes widened in shock, "What Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto said. Dark aura surrounded me. "Now Amychan you don't have to worry abou-" Guy-sensei started off but stopped when I knocked Jiraiya to the ground, "Sasuke and my dad were put in the same genjutsu and you could have stopped Sasuke from getting caught in it!!" "I said I was sorry!!" Jiraiya yells back. Guy-sensei and Naruto pull me off of Jiraiya to stop me from killing him, Naruto tried to calm me down and reassured me that Sasuke and dad will be okay. "You better be right Naruto" I said calmly. He gave me a smile. "You can count on it!" He said giving me a thumbs up.