Rich kid | Yoonmin

Chapter 3

Chapter 3

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Jimin
So I have this friend...

Yoongi
Your efforts into creating the illusion of having friends are impressive

Jimin
...who keeps coming over just to use my switch and it's annoying the fuck out of me

Jimin
fuck you

Jimin
But he's a friend of my friend and I can't just kick him out like that because my other friend who I actually care about would be pissed

Yoongi
Well it's not your job to please his friends

Yoongi
Just tell your FRIEND that and I'm sure he'll understand

Jimin
Should I?

Yoongi
It's your stuff and you don't even have to allow him into your house you know

Yoongi
Try not to be an asshole about it tho

Jimin
But I am an asshole

Jimin
That's the only way they know me

Yoongi
What is it with you continuously saying you're an asshole?

Yoongi
Is that a trend these days?

Yoongi
Is being an asshole cool now?

Yoongi
Am I that old already?

Jimin
No that's just me objectively analyzing my behavior

Yoongi
And what exactly makes you an asshole?

Jimin
I've done a lot of mean shit

Yoongi
Like cake in the face mean?

Jimin
No like getting them kicked out of school mean

Jimin
Or beating the shit out of them

Yoongi
So my first instinct right now would be to block your number and never chat with you again

Yoongi
But some small part of me hopes that maybe you have a good reason for me not to do that right now, so I'm not going to deny your existence right away

Yoongi
What the hell is wrong with you?

Yoongi
Why would you do that?

Jimin
Honestly?

Jimin
I don't know

Jimin
I get angry easily

Yoongi
And you just decided that you'll get them kicked out?

Yoongi
How do you even do that?

Jimin
I just hold grudges and I get carried away a bit

Jimin
And I know it's bad, but then again they're hurting me so why wouldn't I be allowed to hurt them?

Jimin
Also my father is friends with the headmaster

Yoongi
I don't even know what to say