A comment 💬 story 📙

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[Hello !!! I wanna share a story that me and my friend, Luciana_chan7 made. I, for sure knew we had fun replying with weird comments, so I'm gonna share it right now !!! Also, shout out to her !!!]

Police officer : Shindou is acting quite suspicious, don't you think so ?

Partner : Yes he is acting suspicious officer.

Police officer : Time to interrogate the suspect, partner 👮‍♀️

Partner : On it officer !!!

"Ahem, Mr. Shindou Takuto, age 14, a second year of Raimon Jr. High, and the ex-captain of Raimon Eleven, your earlier actions was suspected to be somewhat irrelevant on Kirino & Kariya's little misunderstanding, on what case were you able to do such an action in front of a problem ? Please do explain it to us in 20 sentences right now."

Shindou :. . . My 50+ cats popped in my head...?

Partner : "Though it is clearly said in our investigations, that you, are not one to lose composure easily, so what gives ?"

Shindou : I remember my cats poo in my parents' bedroom because I was angry with them once 😂

Everyone : *Le Gasp*

*Shindou's Mother came into the scene*

Mrs. Shindou : Shindou Takuto, you dare use such words !!! I didn't raise you like that !!! Also, YOUR CATS DID WHAT !? AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO POOPED ON OUR BED !!!

*L O N G  S I L E N C E*

*Kirino is just gonna stay back...*

Partner : Okaaaayyyyy, Umm, Mrs. Shindou, I would like to request for you to go outside the scene, only professionals are allowed in here.

Mrs. Shindou : Sure, but make sure my son won't poo on our bed anymore *Goes outside*

Shindou :. . . . . . . . I do NOT poo on their bed.

Partner : Welp, now that it's settled, Ms, officer will now conduct her conclusion about our little one on one session. Your honour, your hammer, what's your response; guilty or not guilty ?

Shindou : Lol not guilty 😋

Partner : Quiet child—! Only the officer can decide whether you are guilty or not !

Officer : That's right young man !!! Also, I say— GUILTY !!!

Partner : Alright, now *grabs handcuffs* You're coming with us.

Officer : Lol we're arresting the kid 🤣

Partner :  (* ̄︶ ̄*) And I'm proud of it.

[There's this other one, so Imma share about it too]

(Hikaru : *From a distance* I'll stay beside you, Kariya...

Luciana : OwO, Hika-chan ur da best !

Me : Hikaru knows da wae

















To Kariya's heart ❤️❤️❤️

Luciana : Woot Woot !!!

Me : *In my mind* EVERYBODY WE NEED TO PREPARE A WEDDING !!!

Luciana : Make Gouenji the Priest, he'll lead dem da wae !!! Endou as a flower girl— maid of honor, and Kidou as the ring bearer !!! Kirino will be the antagonist of the wedding !!!

Me : And the others will be crying in their chairs because they think Kirino×Kariya is a better OTP 😂

Me : Also, I can imagine Endou real good 🤣👌

Luciana : I know right ! Though why can't they make it a foursome already ! Ibuki is also gonna be in the love square ! Ugh !!! Damn, they make a lot of ships in every person !!!

Me : I don't even know what to ship anymore 🤣

😸😹😸😹😸😹😸😸😹😸😹😸😹😸

[Those were the two conversations where I fell down from my chair because of laughter 😂. Go follow Luciana_chan7, she'll make your day with her comments !!! That's all, BYE !!!]

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