Mean Girls References

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Fianne : Just a quick note, IT'S ABOUT TO GO WILD. I will change some things but it's still has the same flow as the movie. Thank you for reading :)

1. "The call from planned parenthood"

- Raizhe and Hiroya were walking inside the Mall -

Hiroya : *looks at the fountain and spots Tatsuya and Midorikawa* Dammit ! Greeny told me he would stay away from Tatsuya ! That devil 😡....

Raizhe : What is it ?

Hiroya : Mido lied to me and went with Tatsuya here knowing full well I told him not to.

Raizhe : Give me your phone.

Hiroya : What ? Uhh...okay. *hands Raizhe her phone*


(We're all vintage today, so it's a vitage flip phone)

Raizhe : *dials Hitomiko*
(Don't ask me how she knows her number)

Other line : Hello ?

Raizhe : *in a convincing happy voice* Hi ! This is Vanessa from "Planned Parenthood" and I just want you to know about the good news that your son is very well healthy and is 3 weeks pregnant with a baby and that we will have a conference tonight which he is required to go to. If he is there please tell him this urgent message. Thank you !

Other line : But boys can't—

Raizhe : *Hangs up and looks at Hiroya with a mischievous smile* He ain't going anywhere tonight 😏

Hiroya : *Smiles wickedly*

Mido, from a distance : Hello ? Kantoku ? What's going on !? Why are you yelling at me !?

2. If you're African, then why are you white ?

 If you're African, then why are you white ?

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(The Orion Gakuen unifrom. Yes, the school's from my mind and basically what Mitsuru is wearing but it has a small orion symbol on the left side and thigh high black socks. Baek Shi-Woo is also wearing that while Satan Gaul and Onakhon Ims are wearing the boy counterpart of the uniform. Get it ?)

*New boy appears and sits with the Orion kids* (because we all know what happened before this)

New kid : Sooo....uh...I'm Suryuri Hanokjika...but call me Suri

Baek : What a pretty name :) You're also really pretty !

Suri : Thank you :D

Mitsuru : So you agree ? *With crossed arms*

Suri : What ?

Mitsuru : You think you're really pretty ?

Suri : Oh...I don't know...

Gaul : Where are you from ?

Suri : Africa.

Baek :Wait...So if you're from Africa....why are you white ?

Mitsuru : *stares at him with a "are you serious right now ?" face*

Onakhon : Oh my God Shi, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Gaul : That's racist.

Baek : Oh...Sorry I didn't know...

Mitsuru : *mumbles* How the hell do you not know...

Gaul : Hey, is that a bracelet ? It looks really vintage, I like it ! Where did you get it ?

Suri : Oh, it's my mom's. She gave it to me.

Onakhon : Ohh....

Mitsuru, Baek, Gaul, and Inakhon's minds : Whatever momma's boy...

3. The Burn Book

Julia (Kidou) : Here's my room. Sit down wherever you like, ladies.

Davina (Sakuma) : Phew ! Finally a good rest !

Jannel (Koujirou) : Yeah...

Camilla (Stonewall, yes, Fudou) : Hey, what's this ?

Jannel : Oh ! That's our burn book ! I haven't seen that book in forever !

Davina : Read it out loud ! Read it out loud !

Jannel : Okay. *Flips through pages*

Jannel : Sofia is a flirt for her oompa-loompa classmate.

Julia : Still is.

Jannel : Resse has a shoe eating obsession. What a freak.

Davina : Still has and still is.

Jannel : Mikey once got so drunk he kissed the pool and fell on it while wearing a prom dress. Gross !

Davina : I remember that 😂 !

Julia : That was so funny ! *Laughs*

Jannel : What else should we add in here. Anything you wanna write, Camilla ?

Camilla : Well...Did you know that Garry is soooooo drama ? He to gay to function !

Julia : Oh my gosh ! Write that down right now !

Jannel : *Grabs a pen and writes*

Camilla's mind : Should I have been quiet about that....?

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Fianne : That's all for today ! I hope you guys enjoy ! BYEEEEEE !!!

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