Kirino's Secret Weapon

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(This is genderbend)
[Kirino = Gabriella Garcia
Kariya = Aiteris Cazador
Tenma = Arianna Sherwind
Geruko (I'm sure you know him) = Gerald Veles]

Also, this is inspired Sofia The First (Bigger is better)

Gabriella : *Groans*

Aiteris : What's wrong ? Is it a boy problem ?

Gabriella : I wish...That would be easier to solve, but I'm stuck with planning my own birthday party.

Aiteris : pff... That's your problem ? That's a piece of cake for me.

Gabriella : Because you're rich, I know.

Aiteris : Not only that, I also knew what's best ! *Raises her arms up*

Gabriella : And that is...?

Aiteris : Big !

Gabriella : Umm....What ?

Aiteris : Don't worry, dear Gabi, I will help you ! Because now you've got a secret weapon !

Gabriella : What secret weapon ?

Aiteris : Yo por supuesto ! (Me, of course !)

Gabriella : *Gets taken away to the Schiller (Kira) estate*

Aiteris :

The day that I turned three,
They threw a darling little party just for me
But when I saw that cake
I took one look and said, "There must be some mistake" It only had one layer
It was small as could be
And what good is a cake that isn't taller than me?

They made me a new cake that went from ceiling to floor
And we still had leftovers till the day I turned four

I WANTED MORE !!!

Cause bigger is better,
And bigest is best!
If you take my advice,
You'll outshine all the rest!

So throw a fancy party,
Make it big as can be
And everyone will say you're as amazing as me

Bigger is better!

So first, pick a theme
Like flowers or tiaras or your wildest dreams
Then make it soar
By just expanding all your planning more and more

Like when I threw my party,
First I thought of balloons
But that wasn't enough to make the other kids swoon

Maids: She had to make it bigger, so to really aim high

Aiteris : I got some hot air balloons and took my party to the sky

You know why !!!

Cause bigger is better,
And biggest is best!

Maids: If you take her advice,
You'll outshine all the rest!

So throw a fancy party,
Make it big as can be
And everyone will say you're as amazing as me.

Maids: Bigger is better,
And biggest is best

Aiteris: Bigger is better!

Maids: Take her advice, you'll outshine all the rest

Amber: Bigger is better!

Maids: Throw a fancy party, make it big as can be

Aiteris: Everyone will say you're as amazing as me

Maids: Yes siree!

Aiteris: I know that once you try it, then you're gonna agree
I guarantee

Bigger is better !!!!

Gabriella : Wow....I...Did not expect a song break like that...

Aiteris : You like it ?

Gabriella : Yeah !

Aiteris : So what do you think ? Are you gonna stick with the cheap way or are we gonna spend millions ?!

Gabriella : MILLIONS !

Aiteris : That's what I like to hear !

Arianna in the distance : Uncle ?

Gerald : Yes ?

Arianna : How much do you spend on my birthdays ?

Gerald : Billions, pumpkin. Why do you ask ?

Arianna : No reason...*mumbles to herself* I just didn't want any rivals...

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