pick up lines 🤡❤️

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CHARACTERS
Bill
- so fucking cheesy
- "Your h-ha-hand looks h-heavy, w-w-want m-me to ho-hold it for y-you?"
- still worked tho you were melting
- blushing mess
- 10/10

Stan
- pervy jew smh
- "are you a light switch? Because i'd love to turn you on."
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- "S T A N!"
- you were mad but still flustered
- he counts this as a win
- 7/10

Richie
- this man is ALWAYS cracking pick up lines
- in the middle of a class? pick up line
- at a viewing? pick up line
- in the middle of an argument? PICK UP LINE
- he has the worst timing
- "Is there a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants."
- "RICHIE, KIMS DAD JUST DIED!"
- "So no head?"
- you still love him though
- 5/10

Eddie
- oh boy
- my poor baby is so NERVOUS
- to be fair he's never had a woman in his life besides his mom so
- "I'd take you to the snacks, but movies aren't allowed in-FUCK!"
- ASTHMA ATTACK
- you give him an A for effort.
- 2/10

Mike
-so fuckin smooth
- you could just be chillin at the quarry and he'd be like
- "Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
- M E L T I N G
- 11/10

Ben
- cmon people he's a poetic GENIUS
- "Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm my happiest when i'm with you." :)
- SOFt
- this boy knows what he's doing
- 11/10

Bev
- gay
- is there anything more to say?
- "I'm 50 shades of gay for you."
- you thought she was done? HAHA
- "My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?"
- unfazed by the whole ordeal
- 9/10

CAST
Jaeden
- this W E E B
- kinda nervous but doesn't really show it
- "Are you the sun? Cuz you brighten up my day and you're hot!"
- he laughs it off as a joke but is actually serious
- 7/10 for the adorable awkwardness

Wyatt
- he's a meme KING
- it's gonna be something funny
- "Is your name John cuz i've never Cena gal like you before."
- you were rolling around laughing
- 8/10 for the Cena

Finn
- all jokessss
- he thinks he's hilarious
- you don't
- "Are you Shrek? Cuz i'm head ogre heels for you, baby." *finger guns*
- "..."
- you're not impressed by being called Shrek by your boyfriend
- 1/10 (rip to our lord and savior shrek)

Jack
- lets be real Jack is probably cracking pick up lines left and right
- he's respectful with them though, he never goes to far
- "You sure you're not tired? I mean, you've been running through my mind all day!"
- he said it so seriously you had a double take
- once you processed what he said it was game over
- you were a blushing mess
- 9/10

Chosen
- boyyyyy he slick as hellll
- "Do you live by an airport? I could have sworn i heard something take off. Maybe it was my heart then."
- literally could not see where that was going ??
- how do they do it ???
- 10/10

Jeremy
- my sweet boy
- my sweet sweet innocent boy
- went to the absolute wrong person for help
- "Nic how do i tell her i like her?"
- "Pick up lines man, here, take a few."
- nervous as heck but manages to tell you anyway
- "Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you're the bomb!"
- awkward silence
- then you erupt into laughter
- he thinks he messed up but you loved it
- 8/10 for the innocence

Sofia
- the embodiment of heart eyes emoji
- loves you soso much and wants to make you blush
- she gave it her best honestly
- "Are you a ghost? Cuz I wanna call you boo."
- wink wOnk
- you were dying, both of laughter and of being flustered
- she whispers a small "Yes!"
- 9/10 bless her heart

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