Marriage 🤡

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a/n: bros i'm watching demon slayer and i'm in love with Giyu and Inosuke ok bye

summary: basically what it's like being their wife ;)

BILL
• ngl i think marriage with him would be fun
• he'd 110% always look for things to do with you
• hiking ? swimming ? mini golf ? mans would do it all with you
• is so sOFT to be able to call you his wife
• honestly love it too much
• does not hesitate to call you "the Mrs." like. ever.
• "The Mrs. and I would like a table for two please."
• "Um sir...this is a McDonalds drive through-"
• he's always taking you to get your ring cleaned
• he loves walking in there with this sense of pride just KNOWING you're his forever and the ring just proves it
• does kinda freak out when they ask you to take it off for the first time
• "You guys can't like-clean it while its on her finger ????"
• It takes like 5 minutes but it's 5 minutes of HELL to this man
• he gets better as he keeps taking you but he can't help but worry that something might happen to it ??
• he spent a LOT of money it on because he thought you deserved the best one
• god honestly you would have been happy with a ring from god damn chucky cheese
• give this man a hug pls

STAN
• oh my god does he love being able to say he's married
• like he CONSTANTLY brings it up
• constantly.
• "Oh yeah my wife and I..oh you didn't know I was married? Wow..well yeah I totally am.."
• "Could you PLEASE just sign for the package PLEASE??"
• he plays with your ring when you guys are sitting on the couch together
• half the time he doesn't realize he's doing it, he just sorta zones out
• high key wants kids but refuses to admit it
• "They're demons honey why would I want one AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
• you are not fooled

RICHIE
• oh my GOD does this man BRAGGG
• literally called his mom up and was like "HAHAHAA BITCH I'M MARRIED YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WOULD HAPPEN HUH ???"
• you may not like your in-laws but you still slapped Richie upside the head for that one
• 10000% cracks jokes like
• "You're stuck with me. Forever. No backing out. I can bully you for all of eternity and you can't do a damn thing-"
• "Brb getting the divorce papers."
• "NO BABE WAIT-"
• talks about kids all. the. time.
• "Imagine a little us running around this joint. God I hope they wouldn't look like me."
• he loves going on dates !!
• he takes you to one at least three times a week lololol
• they're usually not expensive, sometimes he'll take you to the arcade and y'all will get in the photo booth (after he destroyed your ass in go kart)
• mostly though he'll bring you too a secluded spot for a picnic, that way he can crack jokes and not have you hit him out of embarrassment
• "Remember that one time in the photo booth I said you farted and you gave me a black eye for it?"
• cue you ugly laughing, which he ADORES!!!!
• honestly this man is whipped but god he would never admit that to anyone
• pls protect him I love him with all 206 of my bones

ED
• literally in disbelief that you're his wife for the first week
• wakes up every morning and checks to see if you have the ring
• "Oh my god I can't believe it..."
• "Eddie, babe, you said that for the fifth time in the span of 2 minutes please go back to sleep."
• he constantly makes sure you're happy with him and that he's doing a good job
• which he totally is but man has doubts :(
• he INSISTS on helping you cook
• he's terrible at it but he loves helping you and would honestly eat burnt lasagna for you
• "Babe how do I know if the pasta is done?"
• "Throw it on the wall, if it sticks it's done."
• *throws whole pot against the wall*
• "Could use a few more minutes."
• i am absolutely smitten for this man oh my god can i PLEASE get an Eddie can i PLEASE mom it's all I want for Christmas PLEASE

MIKE
• seems completely casual over the whole thing like no biggy man not like i just married the LOVE OF MY LIFEEE
• you don't know it but he refrains from falling asleep just to make sure you're okay first
• he also loves how peaceful you look,, it sounds creepy but there are no ill intentions behind it
• staying behind in Derry because that's what he wants 🥺💕
• you totally have a job at the library and are being paid extra ((not that he will admit that))
• every month you both pick a book from the library you think the other would like and AAA ITS SO CUTE
• he loves holding your hand because he can feel the ring and it reminds him that it's real and y'all have made it this far :((
• absolutely adores calling you his wife it is his absolute favorite nickname 10/10
• husband of the yEAR AWARD ANYONE ??

BEVERLY
• waifu for laifu
• okokok she totally LOVES holding your hand in public
• she gets to show you off and annoy the homophobes!
• she even once convinced an elderly man she is satan
• but she mainly does it because she loves feeling your hand in hers !!! they fit so perfectly !! and they have a ring on it !!
• totally acts like a grumpy husband on purpose
• "My wife nevah let's me go fishin' anymore, can you believe this, Harold??"
• "Bev, put the banana down, I'm trying to cook breakfast."
may have ran down the isle with you screaming LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO
• is the best wife

BEN
• oh. my. glob.
• can i just say how CUTE marrying Ben would be ???
• like this mans would totally treat you like a queen
• literally looks at you like your his whole WORLD
• highkey sobbed when you walked down the isle lbfh
• anyways being married to him is a dream
• he's always getting you gifts when he's out, like this one time he got you a little ceramic bear because it reminded him of the time you both went camping and saw a cub with her mama
• you're on his brain 25/8
• constantly kisses your knuckles because wow there's a ring there ??? he put that there ??? you let him ???
• Ben is w h i p p e d
• i luv him

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