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Them as Things my Dad Said

A/n: OH WORM ??? WE'RE ALMOST TO 1K VOTES ??? IT MAKES ME HAPPY YOU GUYS LIKE THIS GARBAGE

ps this is technically my step dad but i call him my dad wink wonk

just for context he's an electrician who loves meat, cars, boxers, and is basically a 5yo child

also my moms nickname is Reen teehee

BILL
Me: *walks out in bathing suit*
Dad: WOAH WOAH WOAH! Where is the rest of it?!
Me: It's a BATHING SUIT!!?

because we all know Bill is the father of the group

STAN
dad: *sends my mom a pic of a bird he saw at work*
mom: why did you send me this
dad: thought it was cool

RICHIE
mom: *says some big word*
dad: Reen we talked about this, you can't make up your own words.

EDDIE
dad: *having an asthma attack*
mom: Oh honey are you alright??
dad: nO WHEEZE

MIKE
mom: are you sure you should order bacon? I'm just looking out for your health.
dad: If I were to die by anything it'd be bacon, it's the best way to go.

BEN
dad: *playing GTA*
me: *walks by for 2.5 seconds*
dad: Lil chECK OUT MY NEW CAR-

BEV
dad: Lil, I have something for you. *proudly holds up blanket hoodie* It has CAT EARS!!

in conclusion i love my step dad vv much