It Imagines/Preferences (+ cast!)

Them as things I've said 🤡

a/n: i'm a crackhead

WARNINGS: i'm a crackhead

BILL
• "It's my m-m-mu-mu- WHO THE FUCK DROPPED ME ON THE HEAD WHY CAN'T I GET THE WORD MUSIC OUT?!"

STAN
• "Can you see my eyes through these sunglasses?"
• "No."
• *rolls eyes*
• "Hehehehehehehehe-"

RICHIE
• "I'm gonna make myself a pbj sandwich at 3am because sleep is for pussies."
• *falls asleep five minutes later*

EDDIE
• "Oh my god I just touched that I-"
• *washes hands five times*
• "Just to be safe I'll wash my hands one more time."

MIKE
• "Idk about y'all but this turkey lookin pretty THICC!"
• "Lillie you're vegetarian..."
• "T H I C C"

BEN
• "I'd totally be down to do that except i'm a toddler so it'd probably be best if i DIDN'T."

BEVERLY
• "Mm guys idk that's pretty gay."
• "Lillie you're literally bi-"
• "Miss me with that gay shit."