Them with a Shorter Gf 🤡❤️

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(( i'm writing this while sobbing in 4'11))

CHARACTERS
Bill
- he'd probably be more confident
- LOVES putting his head on yours during hugs
- he thinks it's the most adorable thing in the world
- will cherish you as if you are a teddy bear
- highkey thinks it's scary when you're angry
- you're at the perfect height to steal his kneecaps
- does not mess with you

Stan
- lanky noodle TM
- doesn't really show much emotion over it
- is secretly in love with your height tbh
- can and will beat anyone's ass that calls you a midget
- only he gets to call you that 😤
- cannot stay mad at you
- EVER
- will put things on the highest shelf just so he can help you

Richie
- so fucking smug
- will tease you 24/7 about how short you are
- thinks it's hilarious when you're mad
- "Awe babe you look like an upset koala!"
- "I will punch you in the dick do not test me, Tozier."
- expect to have him lean his arm on your head
- he will get mad if someone else teases you
- you're his fun sized snack :(
- "Don't call me that fuckin stick bug."
- he learned not to call you a fun sized snack

Eddie
- lets be honest he probably only has an inch or two on you
- is still super hype about it
- "How's the weather down there?"
- "I don't know you tell me."
- it's a constant competition of who's taller
- "HAHA I GREW AN INCH Y/N BEAT THAT!"
- he's still the little spoon tho

Mike
- thinks it's cute but won't really say much about it
- super helpful
- "You need me to get that for you, sugar?"
- will glare at anyone who makes fun of your height
- arm around you 24/7
- PIGGY BACK RIDESSSSS
- he's excited to see if you fit in the basket of his bike
- ....you do

Ben
- THIS FLUFF BALL IS IN AWE
- he thinks it's the C U T E S T
- compliments your height a l l d a y
- "You're so cute and small i can hold you perfectly."
- bLUSh
- probably buys you teddy bears to point out the similarities
- "Awe look it's you when you're grumpy!"
- you only love it when it's from him
- bIG SPOON
- tbh would kill a man to cuddle with ben

Bev
- probably only has a head on you
- but kinda like Richie,, is too smug about it
- "Guess we know who the bottom is, huh?"
- she gets smacked in the boob a lot for that
- will tease the shit out of you but lovingly
- "You're a midget, but you're my midget."
- does not hesitate to lean down to kiss you
- it's her favorite thing tbh

CAST
Jaeden
- won't hesitate to be your stool if you need something
- honestly they say chivalry is dead
- "Babe i got us front row seats so you can see!"
- can i get a Jaeden?
- LOVES picking you up for kisses and hugs
- won't really tease you
- he wants you to feel like a princess

Finn
- isn't really surprised at the height difference
- i mean have you SEEN this kid ??
- definition of stick bug
- but if you're really short ( like me T . T ) he will not hesitate to give you piggy back rides
- "ONWARD MY GOOD STEED!"
- "Neigh bitches get out of the way."
- will probably call you names
- "muppet lookin ass."
- "Frog."
- "You take that back!" :(
- expect "fighting" on twitter
- FANACCOUNT: Are they really roasting each other on my post...

Jack
- love love love LOVES IT
- is in constant awe of you
- 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 <- is literally this emoji
- will not leave your side in public
- "I can't lose you in this sea of giants, my golden goose."
- fuckin weirdo
- won't hesitate to announce to the world that he's taller
- jackdgrazer: if my bitch were a dog she'd be a chihuahua
(yourusername): what did you just call me
- he's also known for doing this
- "HELP I LOST MY KID SHE'S THIS BIG WEARING-"
- "Jack i'm right here."
- he thinks he's funny - . -

Chosen
- CHERISHES IT
- lovvess the feeling of being taller than you
- OOF when you tuck your head in his neck this boy gets WRECKED
- hella whipped for you
- it only takes one glance up at him for him to give you everything in the world
- "I'm a sucker for youuu!"
- "Do not interrupt by Jonas Brothers."
- yeahh he doesn't mess with you
- you're his short little demon child ^.^

Jeremy
- if he could, he would keep you in his pocket forever
- will never hesitate to help you
- he would rearrange the whole kitchen if it meant you could get your favorite cup down easier
- he just loves how tiny you are, he finds it super adorable
- might tease you here and there but really is too pure to ever go too far
- "You're so cute, my little teddy bear." :(
- big spoon big spoon big spoon
- did i mention big spoon?

Sophia
- your height makes her giddy
- short lesbian gf ? Uh, yes PLEASE
- "Let me guess, you like your nails long?"
- underestimates how feisty you can get
- "I'll have you know i'm at the perfect height to give you a purple nurple BITCH."
- she loves her little angry dwarf
- "I LOVE MY TINY GIRLFRIENDDDD!"
- "Sophia shut up we're in a library!"

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