aka im writing these obscure hermitcraft notes instead of working on homework and youtube content :')
-me: *trying to think of a cute redstone pickup line for Mumbo* also me: *can only think of horny af lines* are you a redstone torch because you turn me on-
-i've been looking at hermitcraft animations for like the past hour and now i've run out and im sad ;-;
-my brain: cat hybrid Scar me: oh yeah that's a good idea now let's expand on that- my brain: mAID CAFE
-anybody up for fallen angel Impulse?
-Zed with ram horns is cute
-Tango in a maid dress? Tango in a maid dress.
-me: [insert hermit] is a great and pure character and i love them my brain: mAkE e'M hOrNy
-^^^ comes from the fact that i make both Joe and Scar flirts despite them not being anywhere close to that irl
-i was looking through my old Rainbow Magic books (ya know the one with the fairies) and then i was like, "hermits and Rainbow Magic? hell yeah"
-AU where Zloy and Pixl are just Satan and God respectively and just constantly argue like children over the fates of the hermits
-wattpad has not been giving me any notification alerts today so im just feverishly checking my notifs to see if people commented things ;-;
-me listening to the song Mr. Policeman: good song, kinda sexual, but good my brain: policeman? more like Area 77 me: oh so like the Area 77 and Hippies thing yeah that could work my brain: no no no... i meant with cocky Keralis and Doc and Scar me: ... w h y my brain: because i said so, now draw it
-i see people making really dramatic pieces of Demise fan art that' s amazing but i feel like the canon Demise was a lot less dramatic and more meme-worthy
-Doc the explorer Doc the explorer Doc the explorer Doc the explorer-
-i literally just realized why Area 77 is called Area 77 ohmygod im so dumb-
-spin the bottle spin the bottle spin the bottle spin the bottle spin the bottle-
-if you turned hermitcraft into an anime or live action show or something dramatic like that, hermitcraft would be so fucking dramatic to an outsider when in reality it's just a chaotic mess of friends trying to life
-headcanon that when Jevin goes to the nether he becomes a magma cube
-me after binging a ton of hermitcraft animations for an hour: my entire recommended is just Karma and The Mind Electric goddamn universe i'd like to keep my heart today-
-speaking of hermitcraft animations, check out LinkDiAngelo247 on youtube! they make some freaking awesome stuff
-i love how the hermit's humor has just slowly dissolved into "make machines that turn your skins into something stupid looking" (ex: Iskabo and Mumskall, Grian's fucking hiliarious sideways skin, etc)
-Grian's sideways skin is just when you turn your phone slightly to the right
-hey isn't there a blue and yellow parrot that would totally make a perfect mascot for Idea?
-me: Zed's an enderman hybrid but doesn't he like worms? my brain: m a k e h i m a w o r m h y b r i d me: wtf how my brain: ... l o n g p p -
-not really hermitcraft but the song 2002 with Grian and Taurtis because sad
-AU that's the entirety of hermitcraft season 6 but it's based in a bar *sits back in chair* let the chaos commence
-hermits but designed like the zodiac signs (yes there would be some repeats but shhh)
-alternatively, hermits but designed like the chinese zodiacs (also repeats but shhh)
-it's now illegal to draw Grian without wings or an elytra, they always have to come with him
-me: hey we should design valentines day cards for all the hermits my brain: you just want to draw flustered hermits don't you me: ...maybe my brain: ya thirsty ho-
-calling out cactus-block on tumblr for making me fall in love with all of their hot hermits o////o
someone: *uses any emoji besides 😂,👏,👌,💀,👀, or💪in their post*
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