A Lot More Hermitcraft Stuff

some cute valentines notes <3

im in a very fluffy mood and aggressively preparing for valentines day so here's some pre-cuteness to prepare you for more cuteness!

-ZIT are the type to write each other horny as hell valentines cards with crappy drawings in a lowkey contest to make each other flustered

-meanwhile Doc and Ren are actually being horny-

-Keralis and BDubs are just really sweet and practically compliment each other for the whole day as they binge movies while snuggled in blankets

-Joe and EX are seeing how long they can make their collective love poem

-Xisuma is hopelessly love sick as he just adores both Joe and EX for the entire day

-i really need stupidly love sick Keralis in my life so just accept it-

-Ren and Doc are (aggressively) going around to try and make every hermit blush on the server in an (aggressive) competition

-yes this is how Ren and Doc love each other don't question it-

-Architechs being lonely bitches and eating ice cream while binging sappy love movies and lowkey crying while cuddling

-Scar is singing sappy love song after sappy love song (main Steven Universe because i can) and Cub is just holding up those stupid number judging signs and showering him in flowers

-Wels, Jevin, and Python are calling each other cheesy nicknames (my knight in shining armor, your highness, my jelly-jelly, my angel of music, etc)

-headcanon that Cub can play piano and him and Scar go all out and bust out SU songs left and right (coughlovelikeyoucough)

-a headcanon i haven't mentioned in a while is that Jevin can fuse with people so like anyone up for a PWJ fusion just screwing around and being dumb-

-*kicks down the door* Wels and Ren go full karaoke while playing guitar with Xisuma playing piano in the background

-Zed's being horny on main (again) and Impulse and Tango try to stop him from giving everyone stupidly horny valentines cards

-im so so tempted to draw valentines day cards for the hermits but i really should write a valentines one-shot first-

-Mumbo's trying to sneak around and go about his business without being hit on by Doc, Ren, Iskall, Grian, Cub, Zed, and Tango

-me trying think of redstone pickup lines but they're literally all horny: goddamn it Mumbo stop being so soft-

-"are you a redstone torch because you make my piston extend-"

-Scar gives me every opportunity to make cat puns and i am so damn happy thank you Jellie for existing

-"you're so purr-fect that you're just the cat's meow!"

-valentines day more like puns day-

-Keralis seems like the kind of person to say "happy halloween" or "merry christmas" instead of "happy valentines day"

-Python giving flowercrowns to his bfs? of course

-Ren gives flowers to Doc that have like tacky peace signs attached to sticks in them with a note saying, "from the Hippie Commune"

-Xisuma is just being a dumb hopelessly in love nerd as he compliments and cuddles the hell out of his bf and brother and Joe's just accepting it as he melts into the hugs and EX is like, "who are you and what the fuck did you do to my brother'

-me realizing that i made both Xisuma and Keralis hopeless romantics: BDubs better pray that the IDEA don't have to meet up that day-

-and what are the girls doing on this lovely valentines day?

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>:3c

you aint getting any hints out of me this time, im pulling a full sneak 100 (sorry i've just been scrolling down the Never Gonna Give You Up comment section because its an absolute goldmine of memes)