A Lot More Hermitcraft Stuff

a few video game AUs

aka i got one idea, blacked out, woke up with a fuck ton more

(again, im having to do a bit of research for these AUs so sorry if they're inaccurate :P)

Bendy And The Ink Machine AU

-Mumbo is Boris, change my mind

-Grian is... Bendy?? Alice?? idk he works for both

-or maybe Doc is Alice/Twisted Alice and Grian is Allison Angel with Taurtis being Tom?? or maybe just Iskall

-ZIT is the the Butcher Gang aka Charley, Barley, and Edgar (in no particular order)

-either Ren or Wels is Sammy Lawrence because music

-alternatively, Ren is Boris just because... dog

-*kicks the door down* EX AS JOEY DREW?

-actually what about Joe as Joey Drew (disregarding personalities lmao)

-i mean Doc could be Bertrum Piedmont/the Monster Machine because theme park??

-my brain is saying Joe as The Projectionist so okay

-or maybe Biffa as The Projectionist because... robot...?

-WAIT KERALIS AS THE PROJECTIONIST BECAUSE EYES AND CAMERA

-actually, Xisuma as Bendy because then EX could be Ink Bendy

-guys, Biffa as Brute Boris change my mind (please im begging you)

-*slams open the door* g u y s   w h o ' s   A u d r e y

-Jevin is one of the Searchers, fite me

-i have no idea for anyone else lmao

Undertale AU

-i've made up my mind, Ren is Papyrus

-X is Frisk and EX is Chara

-i feel like im evilizing EX a lot here sorry lads

-we could go the obvious route with Iskall being Sans but because Ren is Papyrus i feel like Doc as Sans works a lot better?? also mechanical eye

-Mumbo as goat mom

-if we're going with Doc as Sans, Iskall as Asgore?? why not

-actually i feel like Biffa as Asgore works quite well (also offers the rarepair of Mumbo x Biffa)

-Stress as Alphys and False as Undyne just because it fits

-i mean it is canon (in the pacifist route i think) that Alphys and Undyne are dating so here's ya'lls Stress x False ship

-Grian as Flowey (you know damn well why)

-most people would say Grian as Mettaton but i one-up you (mainly because i need Flowey Grian) with Cleo as Mettaton (not to sexual her but just because i feel like Cleo would)

-JELLIE AS THE ANNOYING DOG

-Ren has the personality for Mettaton but i need him as Papyrus goddamn it

-... guys im very tempted to make Joe Asriel-

-pfftt would ya'll be up for Mettaton EX Biffa-

-Jevin as Napstablook.. just because

-anyone up for Wels as Undyne

-uhhhh Python as Muffet...?

-i swear to god, undertale has so many fucking characters and yet i can't find a character for everyone-

-*kicks down the door* MINECRAFT AU- actually wait wHAT ABOUT STORY MODE

Minecraft Story Mode AU

-im thinking the main character, Jesse could be literally anyone?? maybe just Taurtis for the sake of i am not having another AU with Grian as the main character-

-Petra is Cleo, no questions asked

-Olivia is... Tango?? i would say Mumbo (cuz redstone) but their personalities don't match up in the slightest so idk

-guys i have literally no idea who Axel would be, maybe Iskall???

-Lukas can be Tango- wait damnit-

-okay maybe Lukas can be... Wels?? Zed? Grian? ugh none of their personalities line up-

-actually, False could be Lukas

-*inhales sharply* i would say Jellie as Reuben but i really don't want to kill off Jellie or any of the pets-

-BDubs is Gabriel because their personalities line up well

-Python can be Soren because... ginger

-*kicks down the door* NEVER MIND TANGO IS ELLEGAARD

-Doc as Magnus because it is very appropriate

-EX as Ivor because you know why

-i would say Stress as Maya but their personalities don't line up which angers me

-*fangirls about them meeting up with like Stampy and Stacy and LDShadowLady and DanTDM and-*

-*kicks down the door again* HEY WHAT ABOUT SCAR AS CASSIE ROSE AND JELLIE AS WINSLOW

-either Biffa or Xisuma as PAMA, fite me

-Mumbo as Harper because it just fits (yes this would mean EX has a crush on Harper but sshshhhhshsshhh accept it)

-yo Mumbo is getting all the ships today, first Mumbo x Biffa and now Mumbo x EX-

-*kicks down the door* BIFFA AS HADRIEN, JEVIN AS MEVIA, WELS AS OTTO

-g-guys... Ren as Lluna-

-Cub as Stella?? yeah sure why not

-*kicks down the door again* ACTUALLY WHAT REN AS JACK MAINLY BECAUSE JACK HAS A FANGIRL MOMENT AND I NEED THIS

-hey what about Keralis as Nurm (mainly because there's a choice between save Lluna/Ren or save Nurm/Keralis and i wanna kill ya'lls hearts)

-yo i forgot about The Admin so let's make that Xisuma why not

-TFC as Vos

-wait but that means TFC is secretly The Admin but like im kinda okay with this-

-*crying* there's literally a character named Prisoner X but i seriously can't bring myself to give them to poor Xisuma so i think i have to sacrifice AX

-what the fuck, who is Fred and why do i wanna give him to Biffa goddamn it i hate myself-

-*snorts* what about Keralis as Radar

-Stress as Binta? sure

-im just gonna give Impulse Aiden because he needs a character-

-*kicks down the door again* JELLIE AS LLUNA SO YOU HAVE TO DECIDE BETWEEN KERALIS OR JELLIE

i had to google so much like my god

side note: Minecraft Story Mode has so many characters that it's one of the few AUs where i actually am forced to repeat hermits which is unusual since there's usually way too many hermits xD