A Lot More Hermitcraft Stuff

a neato superhero AU

a collection of hermits as different heroes/villains

-i was thinking "yo Grian would work perfectly as Harley Quinn" then i was like "well shit who batman and Joker" and Mumbo and Iskall fit into those roles respectively

-Doc as Bane Doc as Bane Doc as Bane Doc as Bane-

-Zloy and Cleo as Martian Manhunter and Miss Martian respectively

-alternatively, Cleo as Poison Ivy

-False as Supergirl and Stress as Killer Frost

-alternatively, Stress as Jubilee Lee

-Ren as Wolverine

-Xisuma as Cyclops [insert haha X-Men and X pun here]

-Zed as Psylocke (yes Zed slay that outfit- )

-most of you would say "Biffa as Iron Man!" but i one-up you and say Biffa as the Thing

-*kicks down the door* DOC AS DOCTOR DOOM

-Tango as Human Torch

-*kicks down the door again* MUMBO AS DOCTOR STRANGE

-help i've spiraled down the meme of making fun of Bendynoodle Cumberbench's name-

-alternatively, Grian as the Flash

-i once saw a great AU of Grian as Spiderman and Mumbo as Iron Man and like that works really well-

-Wels as Colossus??

-Jevin as Mister Fantastic

-anybody up for Grian as Booster Gold?

-alternatively, Iskall as Green Arrow

-TFC as John Constantine??

-idk why but my brain is saying Impulse as Shazam??

-BDubs as Falcon

-i think i'd be kinda funny for Doc to be Shrek- i mean the Hulk

-Cub as Lex Luthor

-Scar as Cat Woman (man??)

-maybe Wels as Cyborg??

-Python as either Deadpool or Red Hood just because

-im over googling Deadpool and the motherfucking power rangers come up like w h y

-alternatively, Zed as Raven

-maybe Tango as Captain Comet??

-uhhh Wels as Moon Knight?? just cause knight?? (it's not sunset, it's knight time- )

-Xisuma as Union Jack just because british

-Stress as Zatanna??

-Scar as The Question

-you don't understand how many underrated superheroes im looking up rn and honestly it's so fun

-*kicks down door once again* WELS AS DOCTOR FATE

-*yells in THERE'S LITERALLY A HERO CALLED CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND I JUST CANT*

-Python as Arcade??

-I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM BUT WHAT DOC AS THE LIZARD

-Python as Harley Quinn sounds fun-

-Joe as the Riddler (or maybe Scar idk)

-there's literally a hero named Son of Satan/Hellstorm and ya know i think Tango fits that role well-

-excuse but why has no one ever told me about the Alien Legion before??

-Biffa as Red Tornado

-*cries in those really old marvel movies on dvds were my childhood uncovered especially Hawkgirl like i really miss her*

-Python as Red Skull Python as Red Skull Python as Red Skull-

-Biffa as Deathlok?? hell yeah

-Grian as Human Target (the man has so many personas/skins like calm down- )

-Jevin as Metamorpho

-why has no one told me who Dr. Occult was and that he's the oldest DC comic character

-Tango as Firestorm

-[insert hermit] as Man-Bat because funny

-i really want to do someone as Aquaman but i just feel like none of the hermits truly fit him??

-hey can we just appreaciate Daredevil for a moment?
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okay thank you

-im purposely trying not to use popular Marvel heroes/villains because i just want some diversity and to expose ya'll to some damn underrated heroes/villains

-GODDAMN IT I CAN'T FIND ANYONE FOR KERALIS

Doc and Grian have so much potential for so many heroes it's ridiculous, but can we also appreciate how perfectly Doctor Strange fits Mumbo?