Halloween
"A UNICEF contribution of thirteen cents will feed s child for a month," Kelso read out loud," Man, living in Africa must be great! Everything is so cheap"
"If you ask me, man Unicef is a scam" Hyde said as he looked at the tv.
"Nothing everything in life is a scam" Lana sighed as she played with his hair from behind him.
"Nope everything is a scam"
"Oh lighten up," Eric said, "remember how much fun halloween used to be? Making costumes? Or tick-or-treating?"
"What is trick-or treating?" Fez asked
"Every kids fever dream. You get all dressed up in a costume and you go around door to door and people give you candy" Lana explained
"Oh! You've got to be kidding me! They just give you candy?" Fez asked excitedly
"The best part of Halloween is getting the crap scare out of you. One year I saw The Legend of Sleepy Hollow I couldn't sleep for a month!" Eric laughed
Everyone looked at Eric in an awkward and embarrassing silence.
"They give you candy?" Fez asked in disbelief, " Just like that? No strings?
"Yes Fez get over it," Donna laughed
"Hey, you guys you know what? My church is doing a haunted house!" Jackie cheered
"I don't think anybody'd going to be scared of a bunch of Episcopalians" Lana laughed
"Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see Texas Chainsaw Massacre! " Kelso suggested
"Michael, I already told you, I don't like Texans!" Jackie groaned
"I know, we could go to Old Main." Eric said
"Our old grammar school?" Donna raised an eyebrow
"No way. That place isn't scary" Lana said rolling her eyes
"Yes, it is. A dark, burn-out, boarded up school. Very creepy", Eric explained," We could tell ghost stories"
"Free candy?" Fez asked again, "Even if you're not from this country?"
"Yes,!" Kelso yelled, everyone was getting annoyed by Fez at this point
"Hey, why'd the school burn down anyway?" Donna questioned
"They said it was arson, " Jackie nodded
Everyone turned to look at Hyde, "What I was out of town that weekend!"
Lana leaned down to whisper in Hyde's ear, "Since when do you go out of town?"
"Shh," Hyde whispered
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Groovy Baby ~That 70s show Steven Hyde story
FanfictionLana Forman the twin sister of Eric Forman has always been a trouble maker. She her dad's and her mother's absolute favorite, though she'd never admit it. She is a straight A student, a cheerleader, and a music fanatic. She has dreams of leaving the...