𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 // mileven

two

WARNING

this book deals with themes such as mature content, anxiety, usage, depression, and strong language.

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chapter two

___________

two hours later

hey i'm sorry
for impersonating ur friend
or whatever

haha it's fine
sorry i overreacted
it's just that i literally told u some personal shit 🤧

i won't bring it up
if that's what u want

yea
it is
thanks

np
and i don't mean to be creepy
but like fuck it
what's ur name

smooth
el
how about u

ur name can't be two letters long
i'm mike

ok it's not
technically
my full name is ellie but everyone called me eleanor to piss me off
and then i did get pissed off
and hated both names
so now everyone just calls me el

tragic story

very tragic
mike
what kind of a white ass basic name is that

short for michael
disgusting i know

INCREDIBLY disgusting
my uncles name is michael
the biggest fucking brat i've ever met
but sends me a shit load of 💴

which you spent on..?

harry styles posters
and a life size cut out of him

damn
and here i thought u were a timothée kind of girl

why does everyone think that
my cousins literally sent me a signed poster of timothée
cause they thought i was obsessed with him
and now it's under my bed
collecting dust
and i was thinking about what the fuck to even do with it
and i decided
to let it just sit there
cause i'm too much of a lazy whore to actually give it to someone who wants it💞💖💓💕

el
u talk a lot
not a bad thing

oh really
no shit sherlock
do u think i haven't noticed
fucking dumbass

rude
actually no
i like mean el

omg whaaat u remembered my name
isn't it so cute
like it just rolls off ur tongue
in one syllable
i REALLY made everyone's lives easier by shortening my name

i could shorten my name
instead of mike
it's mi

omg like mi
in spanish
mi casa es su casa
is that even fucking right
i dropped out of spanish

i stuck w it
spanish 3

no way
the power in u
to be able to do three years of spanish
haha jk i don't care in the slightest

🐩😡💴

superficial brat with anger issues that's really fucking rich

what

i just translated those emojis

oh
i just clicked random ones

u kinda described me though💖💖💖
props to u
✨your power✨

what
ur a superficial brat with anger issues that's really fucking rich??

well um
superficial brat? yEs.
anger issues? um more like sAD boi issues but that's debatable
and really fucking rich? yes unfortunately my mama and pops are these big time entrepreneurs

really??
that's actually so cool

hah sike i'm homeless

what

nvm
jk
double jk
i'm loaded

i'm so confused

dw i'll sugar momma u
cause i see my parents money more than i see them

oh shit
sorry

i can venmo u money if u want
i'm bored
and i like clicking buttons
on my phone

um
no
i'll take money from u when i actually know u

fair enough
and this is the point where i make up some excuse to leave
saying i have to eat dinner or i have to go out
but in reality i'm just sitting in my bed
and the reason i want to leave is because i need to figure out max's number and scream about this situation and how i met u

wow
incredibly slick!

i know😍😍
well i have to go eat dinner

mhm
yea
bye el

bye mi

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i hid an outer banks reference in here<3 

i literally have no idea if i'm moving this story too fast but honestly whatever!!

soo i might possibly be updating every night (??) 

next chapter is el talking to max about mike and y'all learn a little bit about el!

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love, rose