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"i can't stop thinking about her."

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mike's pov

losers club

she's going on a date with this guy
i'm sad

dustin
WHAT

will
SO U ADMIT TO LIKING HER
SAY IT FOR CONFIRMATION

do i even have to at this point
it's pretty obvious

dustin
SAY IT MIKE

fine
i've liked her for a while
happy?

will
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
JUST FRIENDS MY ASS

we are just friends!!!!
at least she thinks of me as a friend
:(

dustin
aw that's a little sad wheeler
but HEHEHEH U LIKE HERRR
MIKE WHEELER LIKES A GIRL

will
THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
ALMOST THOUGHT U WERE AS GAY AS I AM
AW DO U SAY CUTESY THINGS TO HER AND THINK ABOUT HER BEFORE U SLEEP

dustin
I BET HES ALL LIKE
"EL UR SO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND I JUST WANT TO SEE UUU"
U DEFINITELY STARE AT THAT PICTURE OF HER 24/7

will
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT UR LOCK SCREEN
HHAHAHAHH MIKE AND EL SITTING IN A TREE

dustin
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
ACTUALLY NO
i think ur too ugly for her mike😔

will
omg he is
his personality is too bland too
poor poor guy infinitely stuck in the friend zone

dustin
do u want us to come over and feed u cookies while u cry mike?
we're very supportive friends!!!

are u two done
i literally hate u both
so much

will
omg he hates us😔😔

dustin
oh no did we do something wrong mike?

will
i'm gonna go cry now mike u really hurt my feelings

i genuinely want to kill u both
please be serious right now i need help:((

will
okok
i'll make fun of u later
what happened again?

she's going on a date
with a guy

dustin
a guy who's not u????

i should be fine with it
like we aren't together
she doesn't even like me
but i'm so stressed
and i'm like hoping that this date goes terrible
also fucking hate the guy

will
WOAHWOAH SLOW DOWN
UR FUCKED

dustin
...so basically ur fucked

will
let's dissect that long message
1: u aren't together... yet...
2: i can fly to texas and make SURE that their date goes terrible;)
3: why do u hate the guy??

cause he got el to smoke one day
and she hates smoking
and he just seems like a douchebag idk

dustin
awww ur jealousssss
but fr u are in a real predicament good friend😔

can y'all stop telling me i'm screwed
and tell me how to
idk
make this situation go in my favor

will
so basically

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