𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 // mileven

nine

WARNING

this book deals with themes such as mature content, anxiety, drug usage, depression, and strong language.

✧･: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

MIKES POV

el 💛

so
i talked to your friend max today
i'm so confused
she's so...

aggressive?
bitchy?
fucking stupid?
yes 💖

she wouldn't stop yelling at me
i don't even want to know what she's like in real life

she's a red head
that should answer all your questions as to what's she's like irl
has anna went 💀

yes she very much went 💀
i'm so happy
i can't believe that it actually worked

u had el hopper working with u of course it worked💖💖
also
i have a problem with u rn

what?
why??

stop being so nice to me
you're making everyone else i know seem like a bitch😔😔
really making me reconsider my choice in friends!!!

oh phew
i thought i offended u somehow
what's wrong with your friends??

they so icky (not max, never max🥰)
they aren't even my friends wtf💖💖

who wouldn't want to be friends with el hopper

NO
STOP THAT
i really hate nice mike
cause he makes me feel guilty for not being nicer to him

i really hate mean el
cause she makes me feel wimpy for not being able to be meaner to her

aw
i might reconsider my choice to kill all men
only sparing mike wheeler🤧🤧

thank u thank u
anyway continue about ur friends!!
i'm bored as hell

ok um
they are very fakey💞💞
and bitchy
except maybe may
idk
she's like????
a friendly bitch

ur a friendly bitch

i don't know whether to be pleased or angered by that comment
anyway
max says to go snip snip already
but then she's my only friend
and once the popular bitches are gone i have to only talk to her😡😡

i'm ur friend😔
do u not consider me worthy of being your friend

NO
STOP THAT
u really doing the most trying to make me feel guilty
i mean physical friend😡😡

right cause i'm a bot
artificial intelligence by the name of M.I.K.E
manuel interface kinetic engine

what the fuck
that makes zero sense
u want me to call u manuel interface kinetic engine from now on
ok dummy

i tried to sound smart
stop offending me

ur the one in spanish three🥰
i bet i'm smarter than u though
so much smarter

fat bet
u are not

I AM IN COLLEGE MATH MICHAEL DONT EVEN WITH ME
i will punch punch u back to jupiter💖💖