𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 // mileven

three

WARNING

this book deals with themes such as mature content, anxiety, usage, depression, and strong language.

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chapter three

*TRIGGER WARNING*

max my literal baby/soulmate/loml💞💞

maxine
what the FUCK
i think i royally screwed up🤧🤧
but i'm weirdly happy that i royally screwed up

Oh no
What did u do

ummm
something kindaaaaa bad
i love u btw💞
i haven't said that yet

I literally love ur ugly ass more u absolute whore
Anyway get to the point I'm watching my show

ooooh which show is it this week
or are u still on tvd

No u dumbass I finished tvd while u were out at that stupid frat party last night
We're on all american today and I AM SOBBING😭

ok whatever i really don't fucking care
turn off your autocaps PLEASE it literally makes me want to throw up today🤮

the literal audacity of u
my autocaps are the only thing that keep me from becoming u
pathetic, unremarkable, and utterly stupid

awww ty for the compliment it means so much✨🥰
ok whatever
i ROYALLY screwed up

yes el I KNOW
now describe how, when, why and how i can fix it

u may not be able to fix it...
ok let me start from the beginning
so my phone got destroyed
long story
and i tried to type ur number on this new one, but i got it wrong

WTF EL
I LITERALLY KNOW UR NUMBER BY HEART

MAX YELL AT ME LATER!! THIS IS IMPORTANT

OK FINE CONTINUE

so i texted what i thought was ur number right
and someone replies
and they go along with what i'm saying so i think it's you
and then i LITERALLY start yelling at them for hiding my razor
cause i thought it was u
and i may have let a liiiiiittle tidbit slip about what i'm using the razor for🤧🤧

el
HONEY
i love u so much
and i hate that fucking razor
but ARE U FOUR
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

I KNOW BRO
I KNOW
I SCREWED UP
but thennn
i get embarrassed and leave this random person that i was texting
and then they text me back two hours later

who is it
WHO IS IT???

his name is mike...
he seems kinda
idk
sweet
he apologized
and we... talked????
for a while
and idk i feel like i went on complete autopilot🤪

oh no honey
u didn't do that rambling thing did u

i did the rambling thing
FUCK
ABOUT FUCKING TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET😡
he probably thinks i'm insane

LMAOOOOO this is so funny i can't
at least this could possibly turn into one of those cute awkward friends to LOVERSSS stories ✨💞💖