𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 // mileven

four

WARNING

this book deals with themes such as mature content, anxiety, usage, depression, and strong language.

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chapter four

mike

hey

hii

i really tried so long to find an excuse
for why i'm texting u
i couldn't

u could just say i'm entertaining to talk to
cause i am

fine
ur entertaining to talk to
and my friends are being little bitches

ooohhhh he has friends
shocker

rude
i have lots of friends

no u don't
i can tell
no offense

are u calling me a loner
u don't even know me

ew stop getting defensive
it's unattractive

ur unattractive

HAHAH FACTS
the only thing i will EVER agree with u on

what
nooo
ur supposed to call me unattractive back and then yell at me
isn't that what girls do

well mike
❤️💗✨i'm not like other girls🧚‍♂️✨💕

which cheesy romance book did u pull that out of

probably some wattpad fan fiction
i had a phase u know

i don't really care
about ur wattpad fan fiction phase
it's unsettling how u didn't defend urself when i called u unattractive

lmaoooo
what am i supposed to say
ok rewind
say i'm unattractive

ur unattractive

bruh
no
i'm so hot
literally the sexiest whore you've ever seen

but i haven't seen you..

NO IDIOT
ur supposed to call me an attention seeking brat
ur not playing this game right
and... is that a request?

i'm not playing a game
jus trying to figure u out
... it's a request if you think it is

i really dOn't want it to be a request

what if i do

u already know too much about me
my FACE doesn't need to be added to the equation

what if the equation includes my face as well

ooooh now ur talking
see mike
the equation is unbalanced

huh

because ur probably hot
and i'm not
and the two sides of the equation
ARE NOT EQUAL

oh
well
i think that's invalid
it's probably the other way around