𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 // mileven

six

WARNING

this book deals with themes such as mature content, anxiety, drug usage, depression, and strong language.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

mike✨💞

ah shit

hey
why "ah shit"

i feel like i got ran over twenty times
by a bulldozer
fuck

oh um
hangover?

stfu u know it's a hangover😔😔
cause i was texting u last night

what
no u weren't

i see the goodnight texts🤧🤧
but everything above that was deleted
drunk el must have been talking some major shit or she spilled some major shit😳😳
which one

uh
neither
u just texted me saying u were at some party
and then u got a ride home and we said goodnight

really
that's so false but i have too much of a headache to argue with you about it😔😔
i'm just gonna say that i was talking shit about someone cause that's the easier option!

wow ok
take some aspirin

omg ok
momma mike is here
never seen u before

shut the hell up
i'm just concerned that u don't remember anything from last night

i remember stuff🤧🤧
um
i went to a college frat party
got shit faced
and probably got a ride home with some asshole
i know that i was miserable🤪

ur memory is shit
absolute shit

shut up i was DRUNKKK

ok wait
how bad is your headache

.. it's getting better

ok well
when u feel better
if u want to
i have a problem u can help me with

ooh
is this drama
omg michael do u have an evil bitch problem😳
if this is an evil bitch problem i'm down
like right now

it kinda is
sorta
it's a problem that's only getting worse😔

if it has ANYTHING to do with cutting someone off
i'm ur girl
i'm literally president of the club
literal ceo

well i hope ur also the ceo of being a killer fake girlfriend

wait what

so there's this girl
pretty much the evil bitch u were talking about
except she's not that evil
just an annoying brat
who keeps asking me out and will never leave me alone

omg
i thought u were lonely boy
like dan humphrey😚😚

i'm not that lonely!
honestly idk why she's obsessed with me
she's dated three guys in the past week

omg u can be the fourth🥰🥰

no
that's exactly what i'm trying to avoid
i actually was about to give in and go on a date with her
but my friend will had this idea
and i think it'll work