𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 // mileven

eleven

WARNING

this book deals with themes such as mature content, anxiety, drug usage, depression, and strong language.

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my noble knight✨💞

i thought of a name

what?

for ur pup
can i please name it after an avenger
pretty please

i really don't think i have a choice in the matter😔

ur right
u don't ✨✨
ok wait
girl or boy

boy
he's adorable

omg
i just had the most brilliant brainwave
i have a really cute name for him!!!!

it better not be hulk
or fucking loki

omg did u hear about the timothée chalamet playing young loki thing???
insane
also update
i got the stupid timmy poster out from under my bed and i stared at it long enough that i think i'm falling in love

aw man
i really had faith that u wouldn't become a timothée stan
also how did u get so fucking off topic

oh oh right sorry
ok
drumroll pls

no

stark!
is that not so cute
and a little badass too
before u know it little stark will be pow pow punching u like tony stark

ok wait
that's better than i thought u would do

see
my power✨✨✨

i still don't understand what that means
"my power"

omg
mikey
like the power that radiates out of me

what power

ok i'm going to IGNORE that comment
and change the subject before u hurt my feelings
😊
so um i have ur sisters number and i'm not really sure what to say

why not?

how tf do i even started the conversation
"hi! i'm that drunk girl that u picked up from a frat part at 3am and i probably almost puked everywhere and wouldn't stfu, so i was wondering coffee?"

um
that sounds a little concerning
but go for it

are u serious
i can't make the second impression shit too😔😔

ok let's analyze this situation

this isn't a fucking science experiment wheeler😡

it's very similar to one though
you're the variable that had a shitty first impression
and the preferred outcome of this experiment is???

i need to apologize and be cool enough that she completely forgets how much of a brat drunk me is

ok el
honestly i don't even think she cares
like nancy's the chillest person ever

ok but how mortifying would it be if i meet her in like the future and she brings up my drunk self😔