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• Hey, look who hasn't been doing the requests and making little extra chapters! ME! I promise, I'll have the next request posted before the end of the weekend (for me at least), I just need to think of something for it. So this is an idea I got from Lyriaisawesome's Kindergarten bloopers book (can't tag them because that feature is being a bit buggy with me atm). •
• Swear warning here :) •
• Enjoy~ •
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Kid: *Takes out remote to use on Penny*
Kid: *Fucking drops the remote and it shatters*
Penny: ...
Kid, quietly: ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦⁿᵍᵉʳˢ
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Lily: That's signal!
Billy: ....
Lily: ....
Kid: ... uh, Bil-
Billy: SSHHHHH I FORGOT MY LINES *intense page flipping from inside his box*
Everyone: ...
Lily: Ｉ'ｍ ｓｕｒｒｏｕｎｄｅｄ ｂｙ ｉｄｉｏｔｓ
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Monty, selling the battery to Kid: Pleasure doing business wi-
(Y/N): WHEN DO I GET TO COME IN??
Kid: CALM DOWN, IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE MINUTES-
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Kid, to the principal: I don't tr-
(Y/N): DO I COME IN NOW??
Cindy: FUCKING HELL (Y/N). READ THE DAMN SCRIPT
(Y/N): ...
(Y/N): ...
(Y/N): There's a script?
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Kid: So, (Y/-
(Y/N), finally reading the script: Sshhhhhh, I'm figuring out my cues
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(Y/N), pressing the green button on Penny's remote: ...
Penny: ...
Cindy: ...
Ted, being the closest to the door: Uhh, Penny?
Penny, muffled: Oh, was I supposed to come in now?
Ted: Yes
Penny: ...
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Kid, (Y/N) and the principal hearing the explosion from the teachers lounge: ...
(Y/N): I think Dr Danner might need a little more than an ice pack...
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The principal: Oh no! I do apologise, but we'll have to pick this up later. Please don't do anything while I'm gone. This will only take a minute, and especially don't open the back door! Or steal anything in here! You little SHITS!
Kid and (Y/N): ...
The principal: ...
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Carla, angrily: FUCKING DOOR! Won't fucking open! MOVE!! CURSE YOU PENNY! WHY MUST YOU BLOCK THE ENTRACE TO THE SCHOOL *Dramaticly slides down the door*
(Y/N) and Kid: (゜-゜)
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Kid: *Is wbout to jump into the Nugget Cave*
(Y/N), coming out of nowhere: GERONIMO!! *Jumps into the Nugget Cave*
Kid: (。ヘ°)
Nugget: d(･∀･○)
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Penny: *Scans her eye for the elevator*
(Y/N), faintly coming from the elevator: No no, don't touch me there, This is my no no square. No no don't touch me there, this is my no no sq- *elevator opens*
Lily, Billy, Kid and Penny: ...
(Y/N): ...
(Y/N): No no, don't touch me ther-
Billy: *Tries to get in the elevator, but gets stopped by (Y/N)*
(Y/N): HEY! I am SICK of you DISRESPECTING my NO NO SQUARE! THIS elevator is my no no square.
(Y/N): *Presses button to go down*
(Y/N), faintly again: No no, don't touch me there, this is my no no square
Everyone: ...
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That was fun to write. Lemme know if you like this and would like to see this again. Next chapter, I promise will be a request, for you wondering, it's an Alice/reader chapter.
Bye~
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