Multi-Fandom Imagines

Weak Points (Platonic!Black Widow x Reader)

A/n: Hello everybody! Today is July 27, 2020. I don't really have anything to say. So uh, yeah. If you like Marvel, Star Wars, Timothee Chalamet, or Stranger Things, be sure to check out my other works. I love you with all my person. Enjoy!

Requested by: Sorrelthebrownie_pt2

Black wodow x reader (friendship) Nat is teaching reader about all the avengers weak points, (nothin mean) like clint and howbto get him outta the vents, probably something involviingbthor and poptarts yknow. Then they PRANK them. (Aham tony stark and justin hammer stckers)

I decided to make this into 2 parts.

"Ok, so you've been with the team for about a month and a half now, right?" Natasha asks Y/n.

They've been in Natasha's room, as she shows Y/n the ropes about using all of Tony's fancy technology, along with some secrets about the Avengers to help Y/n understand their thinking and fit in a little better.

Y/n is 19 years old. Her powers: shapeshifting. She first learned she could after an intense imitation game in the 5th grade. Her classmates wanted her to imitate a bird. She turned into one. She had kept it a secret until the Battle of New York, when Loki had targeted her as a helpless civilian. Y/n kinda whooped his butt and dropped him off a balcony. 

Tony saw the entire thing and recruited her. She moved in with them and is officially an Avenger. Natasha had taken her in, developing a strong bond with Y/n. Not as a mother figure, but as the cool older sister who would totally take you to a bar for your 21st birthday, but only if you stick with her. 

Y/n nods. "We are coming up on two months soon."

Natasha smiles at her. "So this is a good time to tell you that prank wars are quite... common here. Especially when it comes to Stark and Clint. And me. So I need to teach you weak points that you can hit next time a prank war breaks out."

"Why don't we start one?" Y/n suggests.

Nat nods mishchiveously. "I like where your head is at."

"Why thank you."

"Clint: He loves to hide in vents. He crawls in there at least once a day. Everyone in the tower knows about it because once the vent broke and he fell out of the vent. Clint still denies it, however.

"Thor: He loves PopTarts. Like, a ridiculous amount. He eats a box a day. Everyone in the tower also knows about it because Jarvis was cleaning in there, and found about 3 dozen boxes hidden in his closet.

"Bruce: Sex. He is terrified about being seduced because 'he doesn't think he could control himself'. Anybody that flirts with him gets a horrible and hilarious outcome.

"Tony: Alcohol. But not what you think. He knows he loves to drink, and wouldn't deny getting drunk. So if you say that he got drunk last night and something happened, he would definitely believe you.

"Cap: Hallmark movies. We had the channel on and when we came back into the living room, Steve was cuddling a pillow crying as the main characters kissed," she finishes her explanation.

Y/n nods slowly, processing this information and spinning a plan. "We strike tonight."