-your daughter starts their period but you aren't home so HE handles it-

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by MYSTICMANNERS

by MYSTICMANNERS

Anthony-
"Errr- just wait till mom gets home she'll know what do do"
"It's not going to wait for mom! Just get me a tampon dad"
"Do you want anything from McDonald's?"
"Dad!! I need a tampon"
"Chocolate milkshake? Okay I'll be back later byeeee"
"DAD!!!"

Jaden-
"I mean at least you're not pregnant"
"Dad just get me a tampon or something"
"Although I don't want you having a boyfriend at all, and you're not dating the Richard's boy, Josh may be my man but it's not hap-
"Dad. Tampon. Now!"
"Jeez okay, you take after you're mom"

Josh-
"Ummmm"
"Dad I'm bleeding please just get me a pad or something"
"I haven't had to buy these for your mom in ages, I don't even remember what they look like, you're mom prefers tampons"
"I'd rather not stick something up-"
"ew no too detailed!"
"Dad just get me something. PLEASE"
"Toilet paper?"
"Dad!"
"Okay okay"

Bryce-
"Phahaha you've got your period!"
"Dad it's not funny"
"It is, anyways what do you need?"
"Tampon, pads, chocolate and 20 chicken nuggets from McDonald's"
"Okay, you're mom has some tampons in the bathroom somewhere but I'll be back in like 15 minutes"
"Thanks dad!"
"It's all good!"

Payton-
"Errrrrrrrrrr what?"
"Dad I've started my period so I need some... stuff"
"Can't you just wait until your mom gets back?"
"No dad I need it now"
"I'll call your mom"
...
"She said there's stuff under the sink"
"Dad but-"
"nope, just use your mom's stuff, we have chocolate and stuff at home so just eat that

Noen-
"Dad?"
...
"Dad"
...
"Fine I'll just bleed to death!"
*walks away*
*rings his mom*
"Code red... get here. Now"

Chase-
"Dad"
"No"
"Dad"
"No"
"Dad!"
"Just use your moms stuff"
"Dad I can't I'm not using tampons!"
"Then bleed out, not my problem"

Tony-
"A what?"
"Pad"
"No like what is it?"
"I liner for your panties so you don't make a mess"
"Don't say that you're too young"
"Dad it's litera-"
"No discussions, go to your room. Now"

Ondreaz-
"Da-"
"Pads and tampons are in the bathroom on the windowsill, chocolate in the fridge, a heating pad on the counter and pills in the kitchen"

Thomas-
He hasn't got anytime for periods, he's once again too busy getting cancelled

Sam-
"Dad I've just started my period"
*clueless*
"What?"

Mattia-
"Dad my period has just started"
"Good for you"
"..."

Blake-
"YES THAT MEANS YOURE NOT PREGNANT SO I DONT HAVE TO BECOME A GRANDAD YET!!! LETS GOOOO"

Noah-
"Dad"
"I know, you're mom is coming home, there is no way I'm dealing with this"

Love y'all 💛