Armed Enlightenment Book 1 (Practice Story [My other stories are better])

The context of two crises

Y/N's log... number 69. Afternoon, 3:10 PM Nihon Hyōjunji, near a typical university.

I sat alone in an empty bench with eyes lifeless as Hachiman Hikigaya. It has been exactly 15 hours in my post-nut clarity. Avrora and the girls were... somewhere. I don't really know where they are, but for once, I felt relaxed... even for a bit. At first, I never knew it felt this awkward to do it when having a harem to attend to.

Heck, contraception magic was something, but I felt that I just NTR'ed everyone else, but I digress. Avrora... the main female lead... secretly ordered Monika to record... EVERYTHING! What's more, she quickly realized that I felt bad about holding the rest back for a while, so she forwarded the video through Monika like Hillary. I was hella pissed. In my defense, I'm not a rabbit, for fucks sake! I'm not Bell Cranel!

If we're doing it with appearances, Kar, with her beautiful red ruby eyes and silky white hair, would be a genderbent– Actually, fuck that. Fuck that thought. She's my cute little Weißer Hase... or should that be Erika because of her surname?... she's technically Prussian so she's my valkyrie?... No, that's Laura Bodewig's shit, so she's my Edelweiss/Schneekaninchen.

But enough about that. I've also disguised myself. I slightly modified my face for strangers, had my hair a tad bit darker and wore an ungraded eyeglass that also serves as my HUD. Currently, I'm wearing a dark blue suit since all I got before heading into the field were my combat dress, my edgy black uniform that's gonna be out of place everywhere, and this one. It's bullet-resistant and I was armed with a magically suppressed Heckler & Koch P30L - magic-suppressed 9x19mm Shock Parabellum, a taser variant of the round.

I based my attire as a guy who has recently become a functioning member of society and before my first day in a black company, or a new young teacher fresh out of college. I guess I looked more like the latter or a Kingsman agent since I was taking my breather near a university, and I had a briefcase containing the essentials like stun grenades and a small drone.

It was far too effective that some students passed by and addressing me as "sensei" when they passed by. Thankfully, there were only a few people who would pass by. Yeah... that's what I thought when the school bell rang and many flocked out in droves, talking as they go, mentioning a karaoke bar, McDonalds, a family restaurant, and Akiba.

It's a strange feeling, to be honest. I was just a student not so long ago and I didn't even get my degree yet.

Again, I'm sorry about that.

Oi! Fuck off, this is my log!

I mean, I can be asexual in command, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna be satisfied with that.

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The fuck?!

Have a good day.

After I successfully stunned my FBI agent for a short while, I was doing my best to ignore the passing students talking, and it was at that time I realized... I didn't really have many friends.

Thinking about it made me sad. I was so sad, I was giving off depressing vibes. I looked like I was unconscious with my eyes open, so I had a very neutral expression. I had the big sad that I didn't realize someone already sat beside me on the bench.