Jacob:
Baby I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Seth:
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go home and spread the word.
(Lol...took me a while to get that but then I couldnt stop laughing)
Paul:
The name's Paul. Remember it cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
Edward:
(Uses his index finger to call you over) I made you cum using one finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
( Ahem....wow. Awkward Silence...)
Jasper:
Twinkle twinkle little star
Lets have sex inside my car.
Emmett:
Do you like Adele? Because I can tell you want to be Rolling in the D.
(Hahah who gets this??)
Jared:
I'm no Fred Flinstone. But I can make your bed rock.
(Who gets this?!)
Embry:
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice ass!
Hahah! These are really funny.
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Twilight Preferences
FanfictionHeyyyy guys, In this book I will be doing things such as: ● Preferences ●Imagines ● 7 minutes in heaven ●Etc The characters that I am using are: ● Jacob ●Edward ●Jasper ● Emmett ●Jared ●Paul ●Embry Im bored and I dont know im sorta beginning to like...
