windfall

thirty-four: "word for word"

Bold: Easton Adley

Italics: Corbin Hendricks

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Today 4:08 pm

will you stop laughing?

    I'm sorry, dude. But she HUNG UP on you.

This is priceless.

How much harder could you get rejected?

and here i thought my best friend would sympathize with me.

I will, don't worry.

after I finish laughing

Today 6:32 pm

it's been two hours

corbin

I thought you would want to wait until gen stopped laughing

She hasn't yet

Today 7:14 am

ok

I'm done

So she hung up on you

Then what

i told you and you laughed at my pain for 3 hours

You didn't call her back?

are you crazy

i tell a girl i love her, she hangs up and you think i'm gonna CALL HER BACK

Yes

Cause that's what a sane person does

no that's what a guy who hasn't been rejected does

You dumb asshole

no you're the dumb asshole

why

Is this the same girl that has little to no familial attachment and is emotionally distant to everyone except her best friend

...maybe

she keeps saying she would give us a chance if only we didn't live so far

Get it now?

i'm kinda stupid aren't i?

Bitch we already established this

Keep up bro

but how am i gonna convince her to emotionally attach herself to ME

Hi Easton. Genevieve here.

oh great

you're still here?

Yes I am, and I suggest fixing that attitude if you want a glimpse inside the female brain

i meant OH GREAT YOU'RE STILL HERE

I'll help you despite your idiocy

Tell me something, East: what kind of girl is Kat?

the hot kind

Easton

she's nice

Sweet

funny - she jokes with me about everything

Even about kissing me

So she can keep up with your special type of humour?

She's a keeper

i know that

that's why i love her

That's sweet

So she puts up with you

She's one of a kind

genevieve, i was under the impression you were going to help me

I will

Eventually

Now shush and let Dr Gen solve the problem

i'm listening

So this girl you're in love with that likes joking about making out with you and who appreciates your weird sense of humor BUT WHO ALSO has insane commitment issues and anxiety about being in a long distance relationship hangs up on you when you tell her you love her out of the blue

East, please tell me you're understanding what happened

yeah ok i should have given her more warning

but it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, gen

You're such a guy sometimes

You don't tell a girl you love her based on convenience

No matter how true it is

so what should i do

You hopeless, helpless boy

You call her, you tell her you didn't mean to scare her away and you tell her you're not sorry for saying it, but rather for the way it was said

word for word?

word for word

Don't mess this up, Adley

I want an awesome girl friend

I'm stuck with thing 1 and thing 2 all day, I need someone who understands the struggle

i can say this because you already helped me:

sometimes i hate you, genevieve

Feeling's mutual, easton