Haikyuu One Shots

♪ Incorrect Quotes Edition ♪

Hey! For this Holiday, I decided to change it up and do incorrect quotes and it was pretty fun so tell me if you enjoy these for the special fics!
Enjoy! <33!

Btw the lack of capitals are for the aesthetic and also because I'm lazy. :D

Warnings: Some swear words and like 99% of these aren't mine!!!

~Fluff~

hinata: i used to think that melancholy was a vegetable

kenma: that's incredible, lets hang out more

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kageyama: how do you spell orange?

hinata: the fruit or the color?

y/n: 

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y/n: it's wrong to make fun of people!

tsukishima: but it's so fun sometimes

y/n: i know but that's not the point!

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kidnapper: we have your son

y/n: we don't have a son?

kidnapper: then who keeps saying "hey hey hey"?

akaashi: oh my god they have bokuto

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kageyama: how do I make a date really romantic?

tanaka: try being mysterious

kageyama: got it

(later, on a date with you)

y/n: so, where are we going?

kageyama: none of your fucking business

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tanaka: suga!!!

suga: shhhh, y/n's sleeping!

tanaka, whispering: oh ok, sorry

suga: it's alright, what's up?

tanaka: we set the gym on fire

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y/n, to lev: we're not mad and we're disappointed

yaku: no we're mad

y/n: yeah we're mad, we're livid but we're gonna let this one slide

yaku: no we're not

you: i'm not a mind reader yAku

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oikawa: do you love me?

y/n: we're married, tooru

oikawa:

oikawa: yeah but as friends or...?

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bokuto: hey hey hey, y/n. can you hold something for me?