Velvet Café [Childe x reader]

+ 12 : Holiday preparations +

  
With the winter holiday coming near, the Velvet Café has been closed to honor that wonderful Christmas cheer.

   The awesome staff of the velvet café

Barbara: Hey everyone! Do you all have plans on Christmas?

Kaeya: I was about to make a few plans.

Noelle: I'm completely free!

Xiangling: Same here.

Childe: I've got a date with (y/n).

What? We're going on a date?: (Y/n)

Barbara: I was thinking we could have a Christmas party together. If possible, all of us :3

Oh but if some of you aren't available then I won't force you to join!

Baizhu: That sounds like a fine idea. Qiqi likes it too. But if we do have the party where will it take place?

Barbara: hmm... Well I was thinking Childe's place but he said he's got a date with (y/n).

Childe: Why my place?

Pft forget what Childe said about the date, he hasn't informed me of such. And i'm totally up to joining the Christmas party!: (Y/n)

Noelle: Hurray! <3

Barbara: Yosh!

Childe: Wait but why my place???

Zhongli: Why else, rich boy.

So... that basement.: (Y/n)

Xiangling: Basement?

Childe: ... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Baizhu: B a s e m e n t?

Kaeya: Baseeement???

Barbara: Oi Kaeya so are you going to join the party?

Kaeya: Yes. Most definitely.

So that makes all of us, great! Should we assign roles like someone to bring food or stuff?: (Y/n)

Barbara: I'm bringing the kareoke!

Noelle: Hmm... I'll bring- ah wait let me think. I want to be of use so I'll make sure to bring something good! (>w<)

Barbara: NOELLE BBY NO! Rich boy Childe can handle most of the things, just make sure you're present at the party and all is good. <3

Childe: I'm not a walking money tree-

. :(Y/n)

Childe: Ok maybe (Y/n)'s walking money tree.

Zhongli: Speaking of money- Childe, I won't be able to return the money I borrowed from you the last month because I lost my wallet again.

Childe: And maybe Zhongli's walking money tree. Why do you keep losing your wallet?!

Zhongli: I must have been sanctioned by the gods...

Xiangling: oooh, did you waste food? That might be why! And may I have the honor of cooking the meals for the party?

Barbara: Of course Xiangling *^*

Xiangling: Yes awesome ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ

Childe: Can we have (Y/n) cook her special egg shell omelette?

Frick off Childe. Watch me beat your ass in the kareoke! : (Y/n)

Noelle: Egg shell omelette?

Childe: Beat my ass? That sounds like an excuse for you just wanting to slap my juicy thicc ass ;)

AaaAaaAAA I will drop kick you I swear-
Also Noelle the egg shell omelette was just uhmm yanno, typical kitchen mishaps. : (Y/n)

Noelle: oooh I see!

Kaeya: @childe what are you going on about? Your ass looks like a burger without the buns. I'm the real deal here.

Barbara: Someone smack sense into Kaeya and Childe please omg. They're literally talking about asses I-

Xiangling: Ikr they could at least share!

Barbara: Xiangling bby, what?(´;︵;')

Noelle: Hehe it's fun to see you all talking like this.

Noelle let me hug you rn :(Y/n)

Childe: But she refuses to hug me. :(

Noelle: Go cry about it Childe. I get all the girl hugs (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

Barbara: YES NOELLE HUG ME TOO
  
Childe: I'll just hug Zhongli or Kaeya, jee.

Kaeya: Pass

Childe: wHY

Zhongli: That's unusual for you to say but I'm fine with it.

Childe: yES, MY BRO ZHONGLI.
   
   

   
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