"Did Snow White lived happily after with the prince?" A smiling 7-year-old me asked the then 9-year-old Lisa sitting in a branch of a tree busy taking pictures. "No. Prince divorced her. Who would be happy if you're kids all looks like the seven dwarfs. Hahaha!" Little me starts to get teary. "How about Sleeping Beauty?" "She slept for 100 years, right. The prince left him. Reason? Bad breath! Hahaha!" Close to sobbing. "Ariel?" "Hahaha she's a mermaid so a fish, right? The prince got hungry and fried her for dinner!" Little me starts to scream and whine as my fairy tales become nightmares.