Haikyuu as Text Messages from my Group chat PT. 4

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I am literally Kuroo through the entirety of this— fuck, I hate them all so much.

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No I don't-

(My next chapter will be out tomorrow or tonight)

BokuBitch:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
*insert the ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE script here*

HyenaOnDrugs:
Bokuto if you post the bee movie script here one more time I'm going to cut your dick off

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FlatAssi-Kawa:
I WAS A GIRL IN THE VILLAGE DOING ALL RIGHT. THEN I BECAME A PRINCESS OVER NIGHT. NOW I TRY TO GET IT RIGHT SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE. UP IN THE CASTLE WITH MY  NEW FAMILY. IN A SCHOOL JUST FOR ROYALTY. A HOLE ENCHANTED WORLD JUST WAITING FOR ME. IM FINDING PUT WHAT BEING ROYALS ALL ABOUT ( SOFIA THE FIRST) MAKING MY WAY IT AN ADVENTURE EVERY DAYYYY!!!! (SOFIA) ITS GONNA BE MY TIME (SOFIA) TO SHOW THEM ALL THAT IM SOFIA THE FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTT

HyenaOnDrugs:
hey this is kenma. kuro is crying

Die-chi: what is this madness, and why did god punish me this way

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TeruBabes:
Scridadle scridoodle Ur dick is now a noodle

HyenaOnDrugs:
My brain can take anymore of this torture, I swear-

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Die-chi:
Writing's not that easy, but Grammarly could help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy and hard to read.

HyenaOnDrugs:
DAICHI I HAD FAITH IN YOU
NO
BITCH
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T

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Please, if he posts the bee movie script one more time, I'm shoving my foot so far up his ass he's going to be able to taste my shoe.

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