♡︎ 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘂 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗢𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 ♡︎

Haikyuu as text messages from my gc PT.2

Aight here we go, these all happened tonight. Seriously, this is the amount of pure crackhead energy that radiates from the 'antisocials' as we are described

Bedhead:
@mamacat I'm getting McDonald's tomorrow
Fight me

(Me)Kaiwaii:
I got McDonald's tonight
I win

KittyKenma:
I am McDonald's
Checkmate

Bedhead:
I thought you hated McDonald's?

KittyKenma:
I hate myself don't I?

~

OiCutie:
Who would win a fight: me or Iwa-chan
I think me
I have that slavic power at my disposal

MemeQueen:
*vodka

(Me)iWa-ChAn:
I'm an asshole

BlepSetter:
Iwaizumi wouldn't throw punches, hewould knife your face, don't test him

~

AngryChild:
We're always expected to be manly and never have any remotely-feminine interests, that's why cis men have it worse than women
Periodt

Queen:
It only works when girls do it
-.-

Dad:
Equality exists Kiyoko

Queen:
Yeah but do men bleed out of their genitals?
Didn't think so

MamaBirb:
We have nosebleeds...?

Princess💞:
That doesn't count Sugawara-Senpai

~

(Me)MamaOwl:
ISTG BOKUTO-SAN YOU DUMBASS

BokuBitch:
WHAT-?! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT I DIDDDDD

Kono-hoe:
What did he do...?

MamaOwl:
HE WENT IN THE FRONT POCKET OF (My)A GIRLS BAG!

Kono-hoe:
BOKUTO YOU DUMB BITCH

BokuBitch:
WHAT-?!

WashingMachine:
YOU NEVER GO IN THE FRONT POCKET OF A GIRLS BAG!

~

Waka~Kunnnnn:
I doubt you guys would understand what's going on in my head anyways, so it's okay. Vice versa

TendOWO:
OMG
YES
THANK YOU SO MUCH WAKATOSHI!!!!

Shira-BOO:
Uhhh??

TENDOWO:
I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL VICE VERSA FOR YEARS!
THANK YOUUUU

Waka-Kunnnnn:
Uhh... you're welcome

TendOWO:
O and for everything else too

— and now they're having a democratic vote on how the gc should be lead, sorry guys I gtg sort out my flaming hot garbage disposal that I call my family 😅❤️

-.- we now have a court session gc to deal with our issues 😅😅 H E L P M E—